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you can literally legally jail them with no explanation
"I've come to make an announcement; Big Pharma's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his overpriced-insulin quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Big Pharma, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong."
This means they're finally going to give us healthcare right?
Please Big Pharma, listen to us and stop being greedy
Lol, what are gonna do? Lecture us?
Our government: We've even asked them nicely but they just won't do it. We just wish there was something else we could try.
Did they ask pretty please?
Big pharma, knock it off 
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
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