I've never been so unenthusiastic about the Tories eating shit. Starmer's Labour will barely be any better, the man believes in nothing.
Thats not true! He's a true believer in capitalism and super pro genocide!
Don’t forget transphobia
His dad was a toolmaker though! I mean, he made him, after all.
It's hard to enjoy Sunak's suffering when Starmer is just a slightly different chud.
Besides which, Sunak doesn't have emotions so theres no joy to be found in his sadness.
Prediction: Starmer takes a stronger stance in support of Israel in order to shore up votes for becoming Prime Minster. 😞
In another brilliant policy manoeuvre Kier manages to co-opt more Tory policy by bringing in national service, but in support of Israel, it’s actually compulsory service for British citizens in the IOF.
I hate triangulators. "We have these votes, bad the Tories are being voted for by racists. If we start being racist, then we can get the Tory vote."
"What about the people who are voting for us now?"
"What do you mean?"
An amazing day for the Electoralism libs who view politics as a team sport. They get to feel good about their colour tie lifting the trophy for a few days, before the weeks and months pass and they notice that fundamentally nothing has changed.
Well who am I kidding, they won’t consciously notice, but they will quietly stop ”caring” about a lot of choice issues; as the glorious project of Cameron-ism continues with all its austerity, and all of the cruelty, continued decay and extraction that entails, as well as the continued ramp up of anti immigrant rhetoric, transphobia, the anti worker policies and the crackdown on dissent and protest.
Liz truss apology form:
✔didn't think entryism could work
✔haven't killed a monarch
✔haven't killed the tories
✔have eaten lettuce
Corbyn might get an independent seat. Exit polls say it's too close to call between him and the Labour ghoul he's against. The ghoul has ghosted Corbyn's call to debate multiple times, because they have explicit ties to private healthcare corporations.
Anyway... I am so unenthusiastic on Labour, yet I suckered up and gave them a tactical vote because they're just barely better than Lib Dems who were closely contesting them in my area. Immediately after voting I wanted to go take my vote back. They represent me on almost no major issues at all. Fucking useless. Next time I'll go Green.
Oh.. also, exit polls have Reform (racist party) getting 13 seats to Green's 2. Climate change? Eh. Racism? Bing bing bing.
EDIT: Corbyn easily beats labour ghoul, and reform go even with Greens. There's silver linings.
wins Islington North. Get wrecked Labour ghouls.
Let's fucking go
Nice work Greens keeping up with reform too.
I am begging Sinn Féin to put aside their principles, attend parliament once, and do the funniest thing.

Total cisgender victory 
mood 
The most powerful and useless Labour government in history 
Labour are underperforming then, right? I don't think Conservatives were expected to get triple digit seats a few weeks ago.
Yea, most polls had them at 100-90 seats with a few under 50, its an exit poll so it can still change but it looks like the tories get to survive for a bit
What usually happens is that when people expect their party to win with a landslide they can't be bothered to vote unlike people whoms party is at a loss.
If only this were the Labour Party from 79 years ago
As much as I'm glad to see the Tories out after 14 years, I feel like we've now fully settled into a "Democrat/Republican" dichotomy. Team sports, team colours, but no functional difference in policies between parties. Labour will leftwash right wing policies so that the Tories can become even more extreme in a few years time. No joy in seeing red today.
But fuck you Keir Starmer, Corbyn lived.
Labour libs eating good tonight

the tories' plan to change color from blue to red has been a huge success
Death to America
LD’s are Libertarians?
As far as I can understand more like democrats, which makes them libertarian outside the US where being pro choice means your tax cuts don't count
Classical liberals. They're socially progressive capitalists.
I feel like this lays bare that Britons mostly vote against rather than for.
The beginning of a new era, the Lib-Demcade
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