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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by dactylotheca@suppo.fi to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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Square image with a dark background, with an illustration of a multi-stage rocket depicted horizontally in the center. Above the rocket, white text reads, "the moon landing was staged?" Below the rocket, more white text reads "yeah that's how all orbital rockets fucking work dude"

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[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 9 months ago

Even SSTO has the single stage. To orbit.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 41 points 9 months ago

Me, coming to the comments about to ask "what about SSTO?"

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Thanks to OP for reminding me to check my staging

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 42 points 9 months ago
[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 9 months ago

Jeb's just operating a unscheduled manned solar orbital satellite.

They'll be fine

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

It's just a little jaunt to Ike to grab a Kerbal for a contract. How hard could it be?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Kraken decided my Jeb gets a little interstellar travel as a treat, so he is traveling at incredible speed in a straight line directly away from such ideas as "back" or "alive"

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago

This guy kerbals

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

I still prescribe to the theory that we tried to fake the moon landing, but Stanley Kubrick being a perfectionist kept insisting they shoot on location prompting us to do it for real anyway.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How many times are people going to post this nonsense?

Kubrick notoriously hated filming on location.

He of course did have NASA send astronauts to the moon to shoot background and reference pictures, he was a perfectionist, after all, but the official landing was filmed in Shepperton, England.

Also, no one's going to believe this unless you tell them about the practically unique Carl Zeiss Planar 50mm f/0.7 lens NASA gave him as payment, which allowed him to shoot the candlelit scenes in Barry Lyndon.

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[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 15 points 9 months ago

The moon landing wasn't staged, the launch was...

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

The lander did have a stage separation though, It left the landing gear and motor on the moon, and the accent stage took it back into lunar orbit.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 9 months ago

Also, wouldn't leaving the command module in lunar orbit before landing count as staging..?

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

I had two middle aged coworkers the other day talking about how it was staged. I should have showed them both this today. But I didn't want to engage lol.

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah it'd be a waste of your time and energy.

I had two friends recently suddenly drop into the conspiracist nutball rabbit hole, and I really don't have much enthusiasm to see them anymore. Last time I saw them they grilled me on the moon landings, and absolutely nothing I said meant anything to them. If I hesitated even for a second when answering one of their "accusations" they took it as proof that I'm the one who doesn't know what they're talking about – couldn't be that I was trying to think of a way of explaining something to people who clearly aren't familiar with the subject at all beyond whatever idiotic conspiracy garbage they've consumed.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The ability of god damn morons to gaslight the intelligent... ahh.... I am sadly familiar with it.

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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

You could also have staging in model rocketry. The largest we ever had was a 3-stage running on G-size engines. The "Red, White, and Clusterfuck". If all three stages ignited and properly, you got a solid boom outta her. The frame outlived several nosecones from the friction they had to endure.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

That sounds, intense.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 9 months ago

Blue blistering bell-bottomed balderdash, you blabber-mouthed vegetarian pithecanthropus!

I suppose technically it's single stage...

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

The Atlas rocket was single stage to orbit.

But yeah, every Gemini and Apollo rocket was staged, as was the space shuttle.

[-] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It was partially staged. The main benefit of staging is dropping dry mass during the burn, and the Atlas I dropped engines

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Good luck making a single stage to lunar surface rocket.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I just need more struts.

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh yeah uh... what about SSTOs huh? I bet we'll have some sick aerospike powered vehicles any day now!

spoilerRIP Rocketdyne XRS-220

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 10 points 9 months ago

single stage to orbit

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

SSTO enthusiasts in shambles

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You mean single stage to orbit fans?

Honestly I'm surprised at the amount of people making SSTO jokes in the comments without knowing what that initialism stands for

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

is this the fucking N1 rocket?

Damn bro, the US fucking died with this post.

[-] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

N1 had 30 engines on the first stage

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[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nuh uh. They snuck the astronauts into the Star Trek sets at night and used the transporters obviously. They knew the props wouldn't have been convincing enough…

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you for adding a description.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Sorry, I can't hear you over the roar of the engines inside my SSTO. squirtle-jam

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