Roger couldn't remember if Foreman B. Eavers specified whether the 90 degree bend was to the left, or the right, so he got one of each, just to be safe.
I like this one.
This was just on socials with the tag:
He's bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space
I told him to fix the leak before it became a flood. No one ever listens to me!!!
Chasing pipe dreams
The job skills aptitude test said I otter be a plumber.
I just want to be a dancer...
“Hold your breath”
“Kick your legs”
“Tuck your elbows into your chest”
“I think I can win this thing!”
Today is the last day they'll make me sort stuff. They won't be needing these!
Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!
Birth control in ancient times.
Anglin'
Repeatedly asking "Why would I lie?" really makes it seem like he's lying, lol. I wouldn't have even considered it if hadn't brought it up.
IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls
You heard of pipe dream, this was a pipe nightmare
Damn you Dopeman Steve, this Elbow joint will not light.
I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!
Human, I don't need this. Take it back.
Don't flush the toilet yet. I am on my way!
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