He was a 6'7" bear and held 330 pounds in his bear pants. He had big bulky bear arms and a bare chest that looked like bear armor that could bear a thousand bullets from a bearrorist operative. (hexbear.net)

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He had a thick beard and a sea-deep voice that sounded like the bear howl of metal geared bears scratching against each other's bared bits. His bared jaw was cut in a perfect 90° angle, almost as overbearing as his piercing eyes. His smile, when be bared his teeth—

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[-] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

he was a bear
she was a girl
can i make it any more obvious?