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[-] DistractedDev@lemm.ee 34 points 4 months ago

Finally a lighter that won't get stolen

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Find out this one weird stoner trick that will save you hundreds of dollars!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 months ago

And some bogan will still "acidentally" pocket the damn thing after I loan it

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

stop loaning them. light it for them instead.

[-] Godort@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

The best solution to this that I've seen was a system where the lighter was hanging from a string on a hook in the ceiling.

It had enough slack that it could reach the couch and table comfortably, but no one would absent mindedly pocket the thing.

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

also seen them taped to an empty beer bottle

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

hmmm, I could do that with one of those retractable badge holder cables on my belt actually. They can grab and light it themselves but i'll be fucked if they'll walk off with it.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 4 months ago
[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately not. I end up watching too much Australian content though

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You know whoever made that is carrying it around with them just to make that joke when someone asks for a lighter.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

100 percent worth it

[-] sudo@lemmy.today 11 points 4 months ago

Flick your brick

[-] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

“I call it a loudener” - Sledgehammer

[-] z500@startrek.website 3 points 4 months ago

The heavier...the fewer.......

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ima break my bong with this shit

this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2024
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