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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Anon missed a chance to get the cookie hooked on drugs and force it to perform while paying it with a bag each night.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

I'd say he had some cookies for himself, and it sounds a bit like those cookies had some interesting ... herbal ... ingredients.

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago

I want my 53 seconds back

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

What a strangely obtuse way to refer to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

[-] Kelebogile@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

i need the thing he is smoking

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is bat country!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Man, if someone can't shoot Trump, could they at least shoot her? Idk if there's a single person running who is more vile than Kari Lake. I fucking hated her as a news anchor, I hate her as a Trump brown-noser even more.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Dunt-dunt-du~n.

[-] misterwu@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Anon is mental

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 months ago

Can oysters live in a lake?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Mussels can

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago
[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well that's very un professional from Anon to open his inventory and bring it into the cabin.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
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