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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

This tweet is real (warning twitter link): https://x.com/JoeBiden/status/1813715902250017022

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[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago

YOU DIDN’T INCLUDE THE BEST PART IT’S A FUNDRAISING AD

If he's so sick of it, he should just remove the subsidies that Space X gets. Wouldn't that immediately topple the house of cards he's currently stop.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Unlike executive agencies, I'm gonna have to guess private federal contractors have protections against getting their funds pulled lol.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

oh fuck that shit

just drone strike him brandon you can do that now

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Great plausible deniability, too. "I dunno, Jack, his cybertruck just did that."

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

I thought that was just his way of announcing he caught covid

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago

It's probably some social media rep intentionally riffing on that as a joke to turn it into a fundraising opportunity.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

I hope someone tweets "I'm dead", Hermain Cain style, when he finally bites it

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

He'd probably fundraise off of that too.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

tired of Donald Trump's rhetoric. Donate now to ActBlue

[-] troybot@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

Skull emoji

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

My only thought is "what in the fuck", who controls this account??

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago
[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

This is the most "I can't run for president" thing I've ever seen. Watch him not drop out

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Hi sick, I'm dad

[-] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I knew he wasn’t much of a poster, but this is pathetic

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

this rules

edit: this sucks

Well, that clears it up.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

You're going to have to give me a doctor's excuse if you want to skip out of gym class, mister.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I don't use any other social media so I see things like this and keep thinking it's a meme, then it turns out to be real

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

No no, it goes (amillie amillie amillie) mfa I'm Ill, not sick, and I'm ok, but my watch sick, yeah, my drop sick, yeah my Glock sick, and my knot thick, I'm it

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