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[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 71 points 3 months ago

Once again I am begging china to use their moon rover to push over our flag, and challenge us to space battlebots.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

None of the Chang'e landing sites are very close to old Apollo sites.

Also, the flags the Apollo missions planted were probably blown over by the ascent stages firing.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

They've all been bleached completely white by solar wind at this point too

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

America has basically surrendered in terms of space exploration anyways, so fitting.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Duh, thats why the flag is white

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

It's not about the flag, it's about sending a message joker-che

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago
[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

bringing a special small enclosure to the moon so you can put the american flags into it, fill it with air, and then burn the flags

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

battle box*

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

It's just a white flag now, it's already surrendered

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

A surrender to entropy and organizational decay is incredibly poetic

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

DOD can whoopsie daisy and lose a couple billion dollars out their pocket and they just keep getting more without any consequences. Scientific missions have to halt everything because a screw costs $40 over budget. Whitey not even on the moon anymore.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

The Pentagon had over 2 trillion dollars unaccounted for in the early 2000s but we can't have nationalized health care because it would be too expensive.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

tell that to the houthis. They ought to find out!

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

NASA sucks without the Soviet Union.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

NASA was funded as a way to launder the reputation of rocket propulsion research, which has some other purposes than space travel

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

NASA started sucking with the Nixon era post-Apollo budget cuts

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

What probably makes things worse is I can't imagine NASA gets to build much institutional knowledge, between sections of it getting privatized and the robotics division is probably just a resume builder for people who want to make apps where you feed in a picture of your dog and the app tells you what kind of carpet it is.

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

NASA sucks without being able to "hire" engineers from a certain central European country who were working for a particular type of right wing government and their rocket program during the 1940s.

Things are realy different when you can't just jump start your technological race against your biggest enemy by just "referencing" from others lol.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile the F35 boondogle continues and China is dabbing on us with Mission after Mission.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

And the unsurprising thing is, I've NEVER seen a report by my local MSM about Chinese space missions.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

Perfidious orientals illegally invade far side of moon with unreviewed lander technology, refuse to then donate to honest Americans the moon rocks stolen from the surface

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

NASA literally couldn't touch the moon rocks China brought back even if China gave us some, because of the 2011 Wolf Amendment signed into law by Obama.

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

The Wolf Amendment is a law passed by the United States Congress in 2011, named after then–United States Representative Frank Wolf, that prohibits the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) from using government funds to engage in direct, bilateral cooperation with the Chinese government and China-affiliated organizations from its activities without explicit authorization from the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the U.S. Congress.

wtf-am-i-reading

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

when I'm in a shooting myself in the foot out of racist spite competition and my opponent is the US Congress: :x

[-] fox@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

No no, they actually made a request for a unilateral trade.

You give me your space rocks trade-offer you get nothing in return

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Capitalist efficiency doing its thing once againdoug-clap

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

I expect the usual suspects will point to this as an example of why everything should be privatized.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

"NASA IS A COMMUNIST ORGANIZATION" scream government officials in 2025

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I've definitely heard at least one lib earnestly call NASA socialism along with the other usual suspects of roads and the US military

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

xigma-male got those astronauts down yet?

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Embarrassing

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