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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mf trade in exchanges all around to work on it 24/7

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 26 points 7 months ago

Listen, if my crippling addiction to porn made me money via a gambling scheme, I’d have the wrists of a 90 year old

After hours trading is a thing

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 29 points 7 months ago

Joke is that he is the american psycho?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Basically. It just sounds like something Bateman would say.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

And now you know how far he'd go.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Being a good stock trader is like being a good Starcraft player. If you can't get up to 300 clicks a minute, you'll never break into the big leagues.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Ok, now how often do I need to remember to inject?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago
[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Dude is trademaxxing

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago
[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] Drusas@kbin.run 24 points 7 months ago

Buses aren't just for poor people, if that's your implication.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I think it’s that they appear to be in a limo, not on a bus.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 4 points 7 months ago

That's just a screen grab from American Psycho.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh, so the poster is recounting a conversation he heard on the bus in person. Thanks for helping me figure that out.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

They're not, that's fair, but stock guy who is to busy to watch movies and is a Big Trader would be driving a Lexus if he was making real moves.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

You can trade on the bus, you can't trade while driving.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Tbf that's a smart way to save money

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