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[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 83 points 4 months ago

Is this for hammering down fence posts?

[-] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 4 months ago

Yes, it's a T-post driver.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago

Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 13 points 4 months ago

It can be both!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

Sanitizing?

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago

nah, it's fer hammering yer nan AYOO

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[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

No-knock warrants

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[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 4 months ago

I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

1 like = 1 prayer

1 share = 3 prayers

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[-] comrade19@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

I FARTED ---------->

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can't always find a solid shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory

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[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

It's a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago
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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 40 points 4 months ago

Post if you want, but you'll be digging yourself a hole.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

shink-TONK

shink

shink-TONK

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shink-TONK

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[-] meathorse@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Mate, ease up!

Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you'll have a more pleasant experience

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Damn, that is a huge fleshlight case

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 9 points 4 months ago

Really? I think it's pretty normal sized.

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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Post drivers, and I hated using them to make fencing.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Huh. I spent years driving posts with a sledgehammer! When I discovered the existence of post drivers I was overjoyed and bought one immediately.

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

They even have handheld gas powered ones too now.

Linky

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Discount door breach, or post hammer.

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[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

That's one cool looking bong

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.

[-] bahbah23@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you're not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don't have to absorb the impact

Edit: or don't, I don't care

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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Plant… a sign…?

I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

GROND GROND GROND GROND

[-] sinkingship@mander.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.

So according to comments it's a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?

[-] DasAlbatross@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.

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[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

For hard soil you use a different tool. It's similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.

When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname "Redneck Lockpick".

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[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Fleshlight Metallica edition

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Wonderful flashbacks to the skin peeling off my hands after several hours of this.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn't know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It's a whoompty whoomp. I've used it a lot since that's how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Mine ain't all fancy and shiny:

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Which kind did you get it confused with?

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what's important.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I know what it is but I don't get the joke in the title.

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