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Milk ruins cereal. (lemmy.world)

I eat my cereal straight from the box. Dry. Adding milk just makes cereal soggy and flavorless. Everybody wants crunchy cereal, but nobody wants to STOP ADDING THE THING THAT MAKES IT SOGGY!!!

I've never understood why people add milk. It's awful, and it ruins the cereal. Somehow I'M the asshole for adding milk??? Yeah, ok....

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Hey you're right that is unpopular.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

This is a time sensitive equation. Dry cereal is too crunchy. Cereal which has been sitting in milk a while is too soggy. You're supposed to eat it immediately after adding milk, when the cereal is partially softened but still mostly crunchy.

And you don't need to drown it in milk like it's a soup, the best ratio requires you to stir the cereal a few times to evenly wet it. If the milk comes more than about halfway up the cereal, you've overdone it

[-] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Disagree on the ratio, if you eat like I do it’s never gonna get soggy and then you also get a nice amount of flavored milk too

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Never had Captain Crunch, I see

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I eat my granola in yogurt with lingonberry jam.

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or grape nuts…

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

“I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day”

― Douglas Coupland, Microserfs

[-] AceSLS@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

I've never understood why people add milk

Because it tastes better with milk. Raw cereal is pure sugar most of the time, milk makes it at least bearable. Also many cereals are really dry

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It tastes like soggy despair.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

You’re eating your food too slow.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Both the milk and the cereal immediately taste disgusting once they intermingle.

Not sure it's possible to inhale it in the fractional seconds it would take to prevent any wetting from occurring.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

welp there's a reason this opinion was posted in this community. You're in good company with OP.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

No, it's everyone else who is wrong.

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I thought the same when I was using 2% milk. Whole milk rocked my world. It still makes it soggy, but I just see it as a challenge.

[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I grew up drinking 2%, switched to whole as an adult, will never go back.

[-] Bluu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Agree. No milk in my cereal either!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

There three of us should start a club

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I agree. It prevents accidents. This one is still in arbitration...

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh Sandra …

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago

I disagree.

It's the cereal ruining the milk.

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Most of the times it's too sweet to be had without milk for me(and way too crunchy too). Granola bar is a thing.

[-] Bruhh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I pour myself a glass of milk on the side and take a swig for every spoonful of dry cereal I put in my mouth.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Yes that's the engineering-oriented solution, I don't really eat cereals anymore but I apply similar methods to other things as well.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 month ago

you got my upvote.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe people just like different things and there is no objectively correct standpoint on how cereal should be eaten.

I dont think your opinion is wrong, quite the opposite.

If you think it should be eaten with no milk, you are right!

If you think it should be eaten with milk, you are right!

The real problem is people who eat is with yoghurt and berries. They are wrong.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I use yogurt, or if I'm feeling particularly decadent, Vanilla Ice cream.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

There is, however, something to be said for Coke and Fruity Pebbles.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Definitely an unpopular opinion!

However, I agree in part. I think it depends on the type of cereal. For the most part, granola type cereals hold up really well, and what little they do soften is a good thing. Same with grapenuts in specific. Anything where you've got clusters of things cooked up, you get plenty of crunch and no loss of flavor.

For most of the bland but sugary stuff, like lucky charms or corn pops, I don't think being soggy makes them worse. If anything, they ruin good milk lol.

But then you run into the rest of the cereal world where you either eat fast or just suck down a soggy mess at the end. It varies some, but the best route is to either eat dry and drink the milk, or split it up and add it to the bowl in phases.

[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

I agree

Although it's partly because I'm lactose intolerant

[-] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I add probably about 30-50ml of milk, enough to wet the cereal when I mix it about a bit, and doesn't get soggy at all. I never got the whole floating cereal thing but I think a lot of people like drinking the flavoured milk after.

[-] youngalfred@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Eat it how you like it. Don't judge people on their tastes. Encourage others not to judge.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

the milk is the nutritious part.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I like eating cheez-its with milk, like it's a cereal.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If this were Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I feel like you'd be Charlie. Just kicking the back doors of the van, and yelling "WILD CARD BITCHES!!! YEHAW!!!!" before jumping out and shooting guns into the air.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ohh sh*t! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

[-] Intrama@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You monster. 😋

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

No. No, no, no, nooooooooo!!!!!!1!!1!!! Take my upvote and don't follow me

[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Eat it with marshmallow cream. Not too wet and not too dry.
Warning: may cause obesity

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My left arm started to ache from this comment...

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

I want soggy cereal. What should I do?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

....reevaluate your life choices?

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's the same with Cesar salad. Make it the day before and eat the soggy leaves. Nothing beats a wet crouton

[-] Stull@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Im the same. Make coffee while waiting for it to absorb the milk (⌐■_■)

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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