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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by hopesdead@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

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[-] charonn0@startrek.website 30 points 1 month ago

Yes. According to Daimon Tog, "the ear is one of our most erogenous zones."

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

JADZIA WAS JERKING HIM OFF IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS?!

[insert fainting]

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Power move

Maintain eye contact throughout the entire range of motion. Don't blink. Assert dominance

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

Her boss and best friend was in the same room.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Glory to you…

and your House.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

When you have centuries of life experience you stop giving a fuck about the social expectations of Earth

Socially acceptable in that culture.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Erogenous zone doesn't really mean genitals. Lots of people have erogenous zones on their neck or get turned on from someone running a hand through their hair. Hand on the small of their back too.

[-] Shadow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

I joke that I'm giving my dog oomox when I rub his ears, it seems to have a similar effect to a ferengi.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

When you come all the way down, please fix that apostrophe 😬

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Just for fun... i named my rabit oomox and the second one ponfar.

[-] Corgana@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's appropriate since rabbits are basically in Pon farr 24/7

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I checked this and it is a scientifically correct statement.

[-] Corgana@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

probably more of a c/daystrom question tbh

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't say masturbation directly, but akin to rubbing nipples or some other erogenous zone. Whoever is getting it done is definitely getting their chub on.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

so what's the hostile ear grab about then

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