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Fifi Vance
Just to be clear, the story about the couch does not appear to be true: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
A lot of people are saying it's true. Smart people. The best people are saying that.
I dunno, he's not denying it!
Ooh it's one of those "fact-check" articles. Welp.. pack it up boys...
Er, snopes.com has been debunking urban legends since the 90s (not only on the site but also newsgroups such as alt.folklore.urban). I think it deserves a little more respect than 'one of those "fact-check" articles'.
Yeah but some urban legends deserve to be kept alive for some time.
who is this? not the girl, I know she is from a star wars
Sectional Predator J.D. Vance.
Goddamn that's brilliant
Thank you, now i could read the story, and the meme became funny
Republican vice presidential candidate
…and couch fucker, JD Vance.
Not that I doubt you for a minute but why exactly is he a couch fucker
I mean there isn't really a lot of ways that one can become a couch fucker. But in his book, he didn't mention which kind of couch, if that's what you mean.
But he admitted to fucking some kind of couch?
I think colbert had an entertaining summary (starts at 7:50): https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=464&v=NL1yGqQ3pnA
Well it's mostly that we can't prove he's not a couch fucker. Also, look at the guy
*woman
*female. I can find even more synonyms if you want.
And she was only 20 years old filming that scene, not even drinking age of the us. I think it's not degrading to call a 20 years old woman a girl
in the US 18 makes you a legal adult, who gives a fuck whether you can drink or not.
drinking age in the us isn't indicative of maturity. 20 is legally an adult. girls are children. and only aliens and incels call human women females as a noun. please don't find any more "synonyms", you're making it worse.
Im an alien. Maybe its a translation thing, in my native language young women are still called girls, there is nothing condescending to call someone a girl even in her 20s. We call children "litte girl". I learn new things about amerikan culture every day on lemmy.
Everybody my age and younger is a girl. My age and older is a woman. There's a little blue around my age. I'm 36. My wife and I, and our husband and wife friend couples, I refer to us as guys and girls.
first of all, friend groups are different. people call their friends "kids" too. that's different from infantilizing strangers.
second of all, yes, "guys" and "girls". people don't call adult strangers boys. yet they do that with women all the time.
...alright boys, he's made his point, let's pack it in and call a doll a doll...
His second expression made for some loud guffaws at my house
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2024
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