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Tbh this would be a great way to spend a day at a lake

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[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

They see me rollin', they hatin

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Picture me rollin

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

his previous attempts sound 'reasonable', Florida to Bermuda, Florida to PR, Florida to NY but London would definitely kill him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reza_Baluchi

[-] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Funny that the coast guard waited till he was so far out before finally realizing he was really gonna try it and they had to arrest him to keep him from killing himself. The discussion on the bridge of that coast guard cutter must have been sitcom material.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

ngl, it would be kind of funny if he got kicked up into the stratosphere by a hurricane and successfully landed in London

Because people would contest his record and it would be marked with an * for being wind-assisted

[-] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Coast Guard fascists stopping this guy from killing himself smh my damn head

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

release this hero

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