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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago

Cop sees Sov Cit plate:

"Jesus, do I have time for this shit today?"

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

Honestly despite how I hate cops, it would not really make me think less of them if they decided to avert their eyes because they don't get paid enough for this shit. Cops have been killed by sovereign citizens.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There are too many brown or poor people to permanently disfigure or murder for them to get into it with a delusional white person, I guess.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

„Im not in the mood to deal with this guy today. I’m just going to go shoot some dogs in a minority neighborhood. That’ll cheer me up so much I might only beat my wife a little bit today.”

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"If I have to talk to this dude, I swear, my wife is gonna pay the price"

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago

They're not all white.

Also, good save. We came dangerously close to an intelligent, rational conversation there. Can't be having that.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

In my personal experience, I've never seen a black SovCits. Do they exist? Sure. But I'm pretty sure that statistically, you're more likely to find a white one.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago

I would say sovcits are about half and half back and white.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

It’s textbook. It’s even got the QR code, as spelled out in the Magna Carta.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Magna QRta.

[-] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

Why the Zs? Is some Russian troll making bank off these?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I have two theories:

  1. zzz is a way to indicate sleep. By putting z's on the plate it subconsciously tricks the peace agents or w/e they call police into believing the traveller in this conveyance is a fellow sheeple, not awake to the true inner workings of the world.

  2. They're a fan of ZZ Top.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

It wouldn't shock me considering how stupid so many cops out there are.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Also to be fair sovcits do kill cops so I could totally see a cop pretending not to see this.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

That's one of the real problems. They're dangerous enough that a lot of cops won't do anything about them.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

So... it's working for them?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pretty much. Make yourself enough of an annoyance, and people are more likely to leave you alone.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

That's depressing. Just when you think you've found a moral purpose for cops, and it's the job they shirk.

Of course, that's hyperbole. There are far more important and moral jobs cops shirk, like protecting school children from active shooters. Harassing SovCits is pretty far down the list of good things they could be doing.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 months ago

So black folks should just start killing cops instead of the other way around and that will mean cops will stop harassing and killing them becase if the scareds ? ?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] ZapBeebz_@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I would love to swap that license plate for an identical one, except with the QR code leading to a Rick roll

[-] viking@infosec.pub 10 points 3 months ago

Where does this one lead? I tried scanning it, but must be too blurred. Or my QR app sucks.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 15 points 3 months ago

It's just a text code not a url. It reads:

Do Not Stop, Do Not Detain, Above Diplomatic Status

... whatever the actual fuck that means.

[-] viking@infosec.pub 8 points 3 months ago

LOL. Should put this shit on a getaway van for a robbery and then make a case about unlawful detention. Big brain time.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I’m in Seattle and at least twice a day I see someone with a temporary tag behind impossibly tinted windows or just straigh no license plate at all.

I suspect they only bother with it if you have another infraction.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

I was always told only break one rule at a time... Registration a few days over due... Make sure to drive the speed limit... Leaving the bar after a few drinks... Make sure to always use your blinkers...

Murder is the hard one cause killing a person and improper disposal of a body are 2 crimes and it's hard to do one without the other.

/s this is a joke don't take it too seriously

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 9 points 3 months ago

Does the vertical stripe US flag mean anything?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Probably. Probably something extremely stupid.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"the flag is turned Right, because I live in a Right way!"

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

They call it the "civil flag". Some places have different state and civil flags but the US does not (except SovCits I guess). It's based on the Sons of Liberty flag.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'm surprised they kept the stars and stripes in their respective positions given how they reversed most of the other elements of the flag

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Hmm, do I want to do all that paperwork and the court day for this fool...

2am bored cop on the nice side of town: yeehaw!

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