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I thought fascist westoid countries were obsessed with making babies? Even doubly more so if they have S+ tier athlete genes.

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[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 53 points 3 months ago

They run this story every year but it’s really not true. The cardboard beds aren’t meant to prevent fucking, nor could they. They’re just meant to be biodegradable

[-] RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Yeah they even ordered like 200k condoms to pass out to athletes

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

I ate the onion on that then.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Happens to us all sometimes rat-salute

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Why are they making disposable beds in the first place?

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Well yeah that’s a whole different question. For some reason the Olympics sites are built for the one event and then usually just left to rot, instead of this just being a new hotel that’ll be used for many years (or even just an already existing hotel)

Paris doesn't need 15,000 new beds

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Speaking as someone who has never been able to afford a new bed my entire life I can categorically state that isn't true

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[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Can't risk pissong off the advertisers. If the Olympics gets a reputation for being a greek style event people might get offended.

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Imagine if it was inspired by an event in which the athletes were all naked, that sure would be scandalous

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

I'm obsessed in the opposite direction, I wish I was an olympian! panting

[-] iminsomuchpainv2@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I know I did everything wrong with my life

Should have glowed up during school not after

[-] regul@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

I'm not aware that they're doing this? I'm pretty sure I've read articles about how many free condoms they give out at the athlete's village.

If this is about the cardboard beds, they're just meant to be biodegradable and less impactful. They're perfectly sturdy enough to fuck in. Here's a US rugby player demonstrating in Tokyo: link

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

They're perfectly sturdy enough to fuck in. Here's a US rugby player demonstrating in Tokyo: link

Shit, and here I thought it was gonna break.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

We need the Olympics of FUCKING. Top tier athletes just getting down and dirty with medals awarded for style and form.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Bit idea: Eddie the Eagle but for the fucking olympics

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Sweden is on it, give it a couple of years

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i-think-that I wish all people in all countries were as sex-positive as those horny olympic athletes with their 400,000 condoms

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

I think in part because a lot of them don't bother with condoms and there have been STD epidemics at Olympic villages before

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

The olympics is importing gamers and hoping that they smell so bad that olympians dont want sex.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It’s not really about fascism. The very intense athletes have rituals and superstitions as well as legitimate health/training regimes that may include refraining from fucking before a game. I mean, fucking will make you tired as hell, so it’s understandable. Parasocial fans want to make sure their favorites have the most advantage. Or perhaps they have $5000 on draft kings in favor of a player and are shitting themselves because said player is exhausted from nutting.

As for the bed thing, those were just speculation and jokes. The olympic village is notorious for being full of sex.

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Playing basketball after nutting is not a lot of fun. I can't imagine trying to box against a motherfucker or trying to lift weights.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

The virgin Sex-having Boxer vs the chad Celibate Boxer

Volcel pledge wins yet again

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Have everyone rub one out before a match, in the name of fairness

[-] bestmiaou@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 months ago

clearly foreign adversaries are trying to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Xi sneaks in and steals the used condoms to make super soldiers, I knew it.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

I can hear Donald Trump saying "cumjacking Xi Jinping" in my head now, thanks

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Deranged Cum Thief Xi Jinping has stolen another load from our big beautiful olympians! trump-anguish

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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

They're trying to protect the jobs of the vital cum harvester sector

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

so the anti-sex-bed, despite being a bit of a canard, had the initial legitimacy because there were actually discouraging sex and all other interpersonal contact in the tokyo olympics cause covid was still being taken somewhat seriously

the cardboard bed reappearing is making a rerun circuit, without any context that'd make it seem more legit.

but anyway am i the only one who thinks the cardboard bed-->recyclable thing is ridiculous? like whatever i'm sure they actually are, but in what world is a commodity as simple and reusable as a fucking bedframe something that needs to be recycled? just make normal ones and put them somewhere else when you're finished? its not like they throw the entire games in recyclable buildings so what's this shit about single-use beds? personally i suspect its just a bit cheaper. e: not that much cheaper since apparently 2+ olympic athletes can jump & hump on them but still

It's a lot of beds, I don't think there's demand for 15,000 shitty beds in Paris

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

???? there isn't any obsession

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

They keep running the anti-sex bed bs and I fell for it

[-] abc@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

you fool they handed out like 400,000 condoms and you think no one is having sex?? i'm posting this FROM the cardboard bed that I just fucked in

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago
[-] abc@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

250,000 of them are specifically earmarked for my use as I will be fucking and sucking every male athlete in the Olympic Village so its actually not as many as you think!!!

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago
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[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

If they have sex they might produce a transgender child. Can't have that at the Olympics now can we.

[-] HotAtForty@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

They’re made of cardboard to stop JD Vance from being tempted by them

[-] D61@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

:jack-d-ripper: YOUR VITAL ESSENCES MUST REMAIN PURE!

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

To sum it up: "If I am not fucking, no one else gets to fuck either!"

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago

if the athletes expend all their prescious vril frivolously, how will the world government power their UFOs? smh

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Damn I was just telling my friend about the anti fuck beds but looking at the comments it seems egg is on my face

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