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Billionaire condemned for ‘extraordinarily irresponsible’ post amid disorder on Britain’s streets

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 192 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Civil war is inevitable just like COVID would be over by April 2019 and that humans would set foot on Mars in 2024 (they better hurry up.)

This website keeps track of all the stupid bullshit Elon has predicted:

https://elonmusk.today/

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 50 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wish Version Iron Man is a weird motherfucker.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Wish Version Iron Man

Oh that's good.

I also like: Rebate Rockefeller.

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

"Phony Stark" is my personal favorite

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago
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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

I started reading, got about 10 minutes in before realizing how much there was. Jesus why do people think he is anything other than a hype man

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

I'm curious what percentage of people actually take him seriously, at this point.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Way too many. And way too many powerful ones. All they see is dollar signs.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Covid didn't even start until like October 2019, and didn't reach America until February 2020.

The world didn't even know that word in April 2019.

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[-] dmtalon@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

Gave me something to laugh at while eating lunch

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[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 170 points 3 months ago

Elon wants war because he wasn't able to delete this picture from the internet forever. Don't be embarrassed Elon

Perfectly Normal Deleted Photo

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 129 points 3 months ago

News articles should start using this picture whenever they mention him, or that one where he's balding and looks like a meth addict.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago
[-] snooggums@midwest.social 59 points 3 months ago

Just a little gender supporting hair care.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 months ago

His villain origin story is that he couldn't fit in with goths or furries, then got mad at his trans daughter.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

That's actually not too cringe by Elon standards.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 111 points 3 months ago

"Civil war is inevitable" says guy who does everything he can to start one.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

Soon he will announce his new company, VaultTech

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

Nah it needs an X in it for it to be a company of his.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago
[-] palordrolap@kbin.run 8 points 3 months ago

He must be scared of his parents - or scared of losing an inheritance - because he hasn't changed his own name to have an X in it yet.

Ex-lax Mux certainly has a ring to it, don't you think?

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Does he not realize that the left ALSO have guns? And if this war does take place, he's in the top 10 of people who would be targeted? Does he not get this?

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Dickhead's talking about the UK though. Not a whole lot of firearms around outside of farmer's shotguns.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

..........well thats even dumber than I thought!!! May as well claim everybody is going to shoot rockets at each other.

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Is that why he has been developing an ugly car with "bulletproof" glass?

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[-] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 75 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you’re still on Twitter, you’re part of this problem. If you have a Tesla, sell it. You can live without Starlink too. And do you really need that new Mars rocket?

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Never had any of those but I still get subjected to tales of this idiot's latest brainfart on a daily basis.

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[-] Modva@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

He will transition into a despot and warmonger next, and then move into weapons. Lot of money to be made there.

Sounds like exactly the guy you want owning a huge societal discussion platform and developing brain interfaces.

[-] Blum0108@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Don't forget about the humanoid robots!

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[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 35 points 3 months ago

It's a real shame that lawmakers seem squarely focused on sinophobia, because X should absolutely be skewered just as hard as TikTok if a hostile beast like Musk is at the helm.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We don't have enough firearms in private hands evenly distributed to have a civil war you fucking nepo-silverspoon-lollipop!

Maybe you should be looking at your own country for that and I wonder where the nutjobs are that would kickstart that would hear their misinformed reason? I'll give you a clue, it used to rhyme with Shitter!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

you fucking nepo-silverspoon-lollipop!

I wish Americans could insult with the skill that British people insult.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It's a cultural skill developed over many centuries where armies stood on opposite ends of a field and insulted eachother before the charge happened.

Here's a breakdown of the aforementioned insult:

"You Fucking" used as a layup for whatever follows. It is best to exclude swears for subsequent words unless you intend to punctuate the end with a worse swear. The only one up from "Fuck" is "Cunt" without getting into slurs.

"Nepo" shorthand for nepotism, this is the personal attack element and should be first in the insult. If you imagine stabbing someone with words, this is the one that breaks through the skin. It also has two syllables so it can follow on well from "fucking" which also has two.

"Silverspoon-lollipop" is the final thrust of the insult deep into their soul. This has three elements:

  • It is a second personal attack that is closely related to the first as it denotes inherited wealth.
  • It is the first part of "silverspoon-lollipop". This paints the image in one's mind of Elon having a silverspoon stuck up his arse and therefore making him a human lollipop (popsicle). Creating an absurd and humiliating visual of your opponent is a good way to inject a healthy dose of comedy which is THE key ingredient to any good putdown. Lollipop, as an inherently silly-sounding word, is the punchline again because of the absurdity of feeling destroyed by being called a lollipop.
  • Both sets of words have the same number of syllables. This gives the insult a good rhythm: 2-2-3-3.

In closing, this is a skill that can be learnt it just requires practicing a few rules-of-thumb:

  • Target weaknesses and personal flaws in your opponent that they can't deny.
  • Warp those flaws into an absurdity that adds comedy.
  • Be sparing with swears and use them as layups or punctuation.
  • Think about syllables and rhythm like one would do in a rap or roast battle. If it's too long, split it into multiple insults.
  • Keep in mind your cultural sensitivities. For example, in the UK it's pretty universal that the only swears more offensive than "Cunt" are ethnic and cultural slurs. I also learnt from my Romanian friend that a lot of the worst insults from there are centred around the mother or the sister.
  • If use your cultures' sayings and idioms, which are more widespread in English than people realise, as shorthand.
  • Practice, practice, practice.

Use these guidelines and you'll have your enemy's soul demoralised and destroyed their therapist will need a therapist. Happy insulting, ya bastards! 😊

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Elon is so dumb, he doesn't even know the difference between the UK and the US.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

The assailant is British-born. The protests in the streets is nothing but fueled by thuggery and racism.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The protests in the streets is nothing but fueled by thuggery and racism.

So, every right wing protest?

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[-] AshMan85@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Eating the rich is inevitable.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 months ago

Wait, the UK is the one on the brink of civil war? Yeah, that's dumb even by his standards. Stop reading shitty conspiracy blogs, Elon. If there was a child trafficking cabal you'd already be in it.

[-] cynthorpe@discuss.online 7 points 3 months ago

Political unrest is how he gets his money!

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

That was some weird shit

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A lot of those on the right are pushing violence and civil war hard as if they are going to capitalize on it. Oligarchs and Nazis have been trying to install their preferred government since the 1930s. They twist the Bible and patriotism into blasphemous perversions to get a desperate and fearful underclass to join in, but they too will end up in the Nazi work camps. People are not taught about the plot to seize the White House in schools because the rich control what is taught in schools. Every person should read about Major General Smedley Butler, the one they wanted to install as dictator and the greatest Marine ever but he is nearly erased from history because he stood up to the rich folks.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago

LOL elon would retreat to his nuclear defense bunker within a heartbeat of the breakdown of social order

actually probably way before that

[-] doodledup@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

If any country is on the brink of civil war, it's the US.

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[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

And yet they will continue to actively use Twitter.

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[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Elon is so fucking useless.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah of course he says that because he's a moron.

War where these moocs wouldn't last 5 minutes, they have practically been defeated already. Collectively they have the intellect of a mole, and inevitably most of them are already known to the police.

Also the UK famously doesn't allow its random citizens to have guns. Obviously gun control laws work because there were no guns at the riots, if there was going to be any guns anyway, that's where they would be.

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