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[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 106 points 11 months ago
[-] 667@lemmy.radio 50 points 11 months ago

Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

[-] secretsoundwave@lemmy.ml 35 points 11 months ago

Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

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[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...

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[-] lemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Yes. Behind the toilet.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Enbiggening mirrors!

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[-] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 42 points 11 months ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.run 39 points 11 months ago

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

[-] rockkicker@kbin.run 17 points 11 months ago

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 months ago

Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 27 points 11 months ago
[-] Lisk91@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago
[-] NoiseColor@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Carpet would really tie the room together.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

Mirrors on both walls

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 18 points 11 months ago

X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament

[-] snailboy@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

"Great shit, kid! That was one in a million!"

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 11 months ago

Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!

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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago

Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Chorus line vibes...

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

I don't know...a grenade?

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago
[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 14 points 11 months ago

Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 points 11 months ago

I recommend a sledgehammer.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there

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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?

[-] jackhp95@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] Macropolis@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago
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[-] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Walk through bath

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[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 11 months ago

Knock out a wall or two.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago
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[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
Leave

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

How do you wipe?

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago

I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!

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