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Now you've made me think about that gif. I know you know which one I'm referring to.
I know you know which one I'm referring to.
😡
👧🏻
😈
😫
💥💥🍆💥💥
Ahhh. I didn't get the Shrek reference. I have brought dishonor to my ancestors 😞
Hulk smash!!
Don’t assume that we’re all initiated. What gif?
This one. Very NSFW.
Oh no why did I click on that! Lol
Came for this gif...
Err... From?
Leaving with leaky... Uhh... Yeah.
Can someone link it from a different domain than x.com (it's blocked here)?
😂 Thanks!
I thought lemmy.world doesn't allow nsfw stuff?
Technically, it does for short periods of time
Hahaha
Yeah but "You won't like me when I'm horny" does not sound okay to say.
HULK SMAAAAASH!!!!
With enthusiastic consent from hulks partners. AMA a safe word.
Try it in an Austin Powers voice.
That's my secret, Cap...
Bruce! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE AT MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL?!?
Bruce:
begins putting the “fun” back in “funeral”
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There'd be giant dick indentations on everything as he leaps from building to building. Just imagine you go out to your car and a big ol dick shaped dent on your hood. Oh the humanity!
That is one horny shower thought.
"You wouldn't like me when I'm horny."
That's my secret, I'm always horny
Hide the zucchini!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! Cause they rapin' uuurvrybody out here!
"Bruce, why does your office toilet have a reinforced door?"
"Ehm... Previous owner used it as a explosives storage room before I turned it into a toilet"
Good like having Disney depicting that.
I keep forgetting that Disney owns......everything.
His pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off. So it’s not that he’s swinging a lot of lumber, but he’s probably very aggressive with it.
Kinda thought you were talking about Hulk Hogan which would also be terrifying in its own right.
Well he did just rip his shirt off on the RNC stage. So at least he'd be surrounded by people who support rapists.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
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