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[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago

yeonmi-park In America, if you watch an episode of the Mandalorian, they get to kill your wife

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

I'm not saying I'm on board but I'll hear it out

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

Not even a subscriber from what I saw. Just used a free trial once.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

"This service is shit, in not paying for that"

"You used the free trail. That means we get to legally kill you. So... are you sure you don't want to give us money?"

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago
[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wot if they enforced Terms of Service and Loicensing Agreements? Crazy innit

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Worse, Southpark. I think it was apple though.

[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago
[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Most Lawyers Are Bastards

[-] hotwarioinyourarea@vegantheoryclub.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I believe it was the late Billy Baldwin who said "the world is a vampire dun dun dun dun dun dun"

[-] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

It’s actually the (not late) Billy Corgan

Nah, Billy Corgan is the guy who runs the YMCA, three blocks from where I live.

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