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submitted 3 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

The "stolen valor" guy is a coward.

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 97 points 3 months ago

JD Vance pullout? Surprise surprise

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

He's usually partial to hide-a-beds but I could see him interested in pullouts too.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

he's probably hiding between his lover's cushions.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

I hear he's been cheating on it with a futon.

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago
[-] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Dude, you need an NSFW tag on that! /s

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm at work 😭

Also dawg tell me that username is from doug

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Aah eeh oooh 😉

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Glue a small, gray pearl at the top in the center fold. Perfection.

(There's a tip in there for some of you guys. If you can find it.)

[-] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Like he would even pay attention to it 🙄

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

😲
“GUYS! Get me my glove!”

[-] TacoEvent@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Haven’t physically LOLed in a long time. Excellent work sir.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Well when you put it that way...

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

When's he going to settle down with a nice chesterfield from a good home?

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's a guy from the ottoman empire

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

That would be Peter Thiel's ass cheeks.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 months ago

Maybe James Vance will find the courage to debate Walz if he shows up as the always fabulous Sofa Lauren.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I thought we all agreed on Anita Cushion

[-] Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Wait until everyone hears about Chester Field, his Canadian fling

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ok enough with all these transgendered names… we all know he’s a hetero-sectional.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

The credits listed him as Chase Long

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I don't know, I heard he practices Hung Futon

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

Ok, yeah, looks like article was updated after OP posted. Kind of shitty the author didn’t explicitly state that in the article, especially since they changed the headline.

Original

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

JD Vance finally commits to two VP debates with CBS and CNN against Tim Walz

JD Vance initially refused to commit to a debate – in a move that echoed his running mate Donald Trump’s back-and-forth with Kamala Harris

Well at least maybe we’re going to get the debate now!

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

Maybe JD knows he will replaced by then?

[-] schema@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I thought it's too late for that now.

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Let's hope candidate shuffling isn't a new trend.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

Let's hope it is. There's no reason to be campaigning for 2 years prior to the election if the candidates might change anyway.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It doesn't mean the campaigning will be shorter, just that everything will further turn into attack ads on incumbents

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

How well did that work out for them this time? Trump was whining about all the attack ads they did on the incumbent.

[-] IonAddis@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

I finally realized this guy's name reminds me of some in house menswear brand at Sears or K-Mart or some other department store that suffered and wheezed and whimpered before going out of business.

[-] BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

JD Vance Suspenders for Men & Boys

[-] dezmd@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Just agree to have couches for each debater.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

No, then Vance will become a master debater

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Just schedule the debate, and have something like this ready for if he no-shows:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/28/world/europe/ice-sculpture-uk-debate.html

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Oh he doesn't want to get smacked down by smaj.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Both Trump and Vance are scared of words!

[-] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

But only because they don't understand them

[-] PaulieDied@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

But… the article says he did commit?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Article has since been updated.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world -5 points 3 months ago

Did you not read the article?

[-] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

I did. The article is a shit show of confusing timelines, but the very first paragraph says:

JD Vance has finally committed to two vice presidential debates on CBS News and CNN against his Democratic rival Tim Walz.

That's the least ambiguously worded sentence in that piece, and it says he's agreed to them.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I just heard JD Vance campaign will only agree to the debate if it takes place in a Brown Squirrel Furniture.... For reasons.

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