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I started another struggle session while on the shitter at work :(

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Eat more vegetables. Struggle poops produce struggle sessions,

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Appealing on your behalf because posting while pooping at work is praxis

[-] gueybana@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You are a sex haver?

I’m going to need you to step out of the posting booth for a sec, sir

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Dont worry nerd, i started 3 and they made me a mod

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Anyone who has the wherewithal to know they should be banned does not deserve to be banned, in my opinion

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

That was two hours ago are you still poopin?

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

No but i cut my ass opem on the cheap work tp

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

That's unfortunate. You should sue for ass injury

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

sorry comrade pooping is counter revolutionary

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

You are a poster and banning you would reduce the number of posting, which is counter-revolutionary. Fight me!

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

One struggle session? That's good, but those are rookie numbers in this racket. You need to pump those numbers up. Take a second shit break tomorrow.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Listen, I'm going through a terrible time personally rn, I need some stupid drama to distract me

You're offering a public service – thank you

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

there comes a time in every hexbear's life to start a struggle session

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I have gotten 5 accounts banned from my great takes. The other 10 accounts are abandoned due to not getting traction

I am tge ultimate poster

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

your posting power is too strong

[-] HexcraftDirtFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Nah, nobody agrees with my bad takes.

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

i agree with your bad takes, dirt framer

[-] HexcraftDirtFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I would test this theory out of spite but I'm on good behaviour on this acccount cause I eventually wanna get to join the minecraft server.

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

we'd be glad to have you, comrade

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

never say never, i thought i would never start one

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

My takes are all outdoor takes

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The thread got locked before I could say my piece, damn.

I mean I didn't have much to say anyways, like I could've definitely filled multiple paragraphs with all my reflections and nuances, but I also could've just written the gist in one sentence.

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Tbf i didnt realize the original post was about some misofynist i just keep seeinf the screenshot used by double venus symbol people on twitter for things that really dont warrant a " kay why ess"

[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Increase your fiber and water intake, it will reduce shitter struggle sessions. You should make sure your struggle sessions happen on the production line to unionize or even collectivize your workplace.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

{waow | based based based}

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Oh shit did I miss another struggle session?

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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