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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 133 points 11 months ago

Alternate title: Chick-fil-A about to raise menu prices.

Also, don't buy from them. It's run by Christian nationalist and every dollar you give them goes to taking away the rights of someone else.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Would you like some extra bigotry with that chicken, sir?

[-] CM400@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

It would be their pleasure.

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 16 points 11 months ago

They don't even ask you

[-] bjorney@lemmy.ca 34 points 11 months ago

You gotta donate to planned parenthood for every dollar spent there. It's like buying carbon offsets, but for sandwiches. /s

[-] hogmomma@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I donate to Planned Parenthood AND I don't eat at Chick-fil-A. Win-win.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

The last time I was in a Chick-fil-A there was a flamboyantly homosexual guy wearing a neckerchief who took my order.

I had many questions, but I kept them to myself.

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I worked there for 6 years while I was still struggling with accepting my own queerness. I thought that by working a "Christian job" while going to a "Christian school" would help me "overcome" my queerness.

It was a desperate attempt to be accepted by the community I grew up in.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Also, because chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

[-] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

chickens are sentient, sapient creatures! Their experiences are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own.

do you have evidence for the sapient claim? and what is the basis of whether their experiences matter: how much, and to whom? and as for the identical-ness of the nature of their suffering, can you substantiate that in any way?

[-] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 10 months ago

i wonder what rights are being taken away + i am not in america

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 39 points 11 months ago

Unscripted content? So religious reality TV? Good, that sounds worse.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago

I'd say church services but those are scripted

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 37 points 11 months ago

Update: "Streaming service to be unavailable every Sunday."

[-] ganksy@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

JFC. The 700 Club sandwich?

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Starring: Kirk Cameron.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

can I install it on my KFC gaming console

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Can you watch on Sundays?

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Lol "Chick Flix"

[-] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago
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