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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 months ago

My work has barrels full of IPA. Unfortunately, isopropyl alcohol doesn't taste great.

[-] netvor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Be grateful to your taste buds. Enjoy the life they have saved for you (and them).

[-] cizra@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago
[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

...that wireless mac is looking suspiciously shopped and non-existent.

[-] floral_toxicity@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I agree. 00:cf:00 yields that no actual manufacturer has been assigned that OUI.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

I had to protect myself from you detailheads somehow!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Nah, it's a real public IP

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

It could be a real address, but not within a /24, nor publicly routable.

[-] ekky@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

There has to be a law against such heretical actions somewhere! Even if it's .00, this computer is an affront to order! I propose we burn it alongside those frivolous computers who think they can simply name themselves .0 or .255!

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Lagunitas is pretty banging tho

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago
[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Missing glottal stops in front of the syllable-initial vowels 🤓

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Not in all varieties but in my German accent for sure

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Thanks to using MacOS as my desktop, I still reach for ifconfig like a caveman.

[-] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

It's like that everywhere now though. Fucking heathens man.

[-] crazycaveman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

ifconfig is good enough for me!

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And now I will think of beer when ever I forget my local IP address.

[-] Turbonics@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago
[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Geordi La Forge pointing in approval (lower half of the Geordi variant of the Drakeposting meme format) ip -br a

(-br is short for -brief and makes ip's addr, link, and neigh commands "Print only basic information in a tabular format for better readability.")

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

this is beautiful, no more do I need to use regex to get the damn IP address out

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'
[-] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

I will never be able to unsee this. Chapeau!

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

IPA [aɪ̯ pʰiː eɪ̯] as for International Phonetic Alphabet for the real win.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

someone made that joke already and it wooshed over my head. I just now got it, thank you

[-] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

bring into fashion unix tools saying more things like "lo".

lo! alas! but soft!

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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