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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 62 points 3 weeks ago

I'm adopting "The inexorable passage of time is a cruise missile" for any time someone asks how it's going.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

That's my favorite part of the meme, too.

[-] skillissuer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

i think that's the plot of Tenet (2020)

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 3 weeks ago

This comment is a cruise missile

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 22 points 3 weeks ago

Your comment has harmed my eyeballs and yet it still exists. Decidedly not a cruise missile.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

✅ has a target ✅ Arrived

[-] LyingCake@feddit.org 28 points 3 weeks ago

"What?! The Mother of my Fiancee is a Cruise Missile!" would be a great modern anime.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I like how this one immediately goes off the rails, there's no "maybe" anywhere.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Strap C4 to that squirrel and we're back in business.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or the bee, although what is this, a cruise missile for ants?

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

But does the cruise missile know where it is?

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago

Only by knowing where it isn't.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I choose the honeybee/doctrine neutral, because I have a colony of them.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

That's very solar punk of you - just sayin' ;)

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you, I am a pistol packin' , deplorable hausfrau.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And your bees are pistil pickin', adorable ausfrau.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

PUNNY! Honor to your house.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago
[-] a_queer_one@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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