Time to invest in a glass knife I can get onto the plane.

Seat 7 and I'll do an impression of him the entire flight.

This is absolutely a "I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME" situation.

3. As an atheist the seat would be empty

This is a tough one. Initial thought is I'd sit next to Satan but then I'd have to smell Trumps poopy diaper. Maybe 9, at least there's the chance I'd get a HJ out of it.

10, and I would pay to do it.

Give me some one on one time with Linsey I think I can talk him out of the closet.

4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.

I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook

I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.

I legit think he's super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.

2, so I can finish the job the twink was unable to do

Fuck it... I'll walk

9, might cop a gobby.

If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.

#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!

Jump out of the plane mid-flight

7, just to kick Cruz the entire flight. Hate that douche.

I'll pick another flight.

8

Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.

10, I can watch the show in front while the guy next to me turtle crawls to the grave

And if I get bored as a constituent I have words for Vance and I’m not afraid to speak across an aisle to inform him what I think

I feel like Hogan and Mitch would talk to eachother. As long as I don't engage I'll be fine. Just put in my noise cancelling earbuds, queue up a couple hardcore histories, take 2 benadryl and wake up wherever we're going.

Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)

Can I get the seat on the wing?

Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.

Going 9. Robert and Green bickering would be fun to stoke. Plus I kinda think I could get along with Robert for the duration by annoying Ghram. I will also be leaning all the way back and throwing my trash behind me where it belongs

Just strap me to the wing.

Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.

I'll walk, thanks.

As a non-American, I only recognize Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan in this picture. I would pick seat 7. The person in front of me looks innocent, and behind me is a woman, so she probably isn’t too tall and won't kick my chair. She might even allow me to recline my seat. I don't know much about Hulk Hogan, but he seems like a cool dude, and I like his mustache. Tell me, did I choose wisely?

4: I can egg him on all flight and seed some new conspiracies. Maybe even record everything and send it to the lawyer handling the sandyhook case.

Pilot seat cause I'm gunna crash the plane

Next to Hogan I'll at least get to hear his absurd lies and he can tell me stories about wrestling, though the stories won't be accurate.

I'm between Green and Boebert, I might get a handjob but I'll get a brain aneurysm... Tough choices