It's so freaking hard to choose because I want all of those seats.

It's not a matter of not wanting to sit next to them it's that I want to make all of their trips as horrible as possible.

I think if I had to though, I'd take 10 if it was the middle seat. I'd spend the entire trip punching them in the groin.

3 or 4. Guaranteed interesting conversations from both. Granted, I love hearing people talk about unhinged conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.

I mean I bet the devil would be super interesting. Great conversationalist, too. Almost...seductive.

10 For Sure!

Both of these assholes think they deserve respect.

It would be so much fun to needle them.

5 because JD Vance is DEFINITELY a closeted bottom, and as much as he sucks, he's pretty hot ngl

Thanks, I think I'll walk.

This is why I don't fly.

10 so I don't have to smell Donnie's dirty diaper

9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.

9 for the lawls, 5 for a nap.

Maybe 4 so I don't risk JD mistaking me for cushions while I'm passing by for the bathroom.

I don't know who the guy next to me is but 10. I'll be at the aisle, facing it at a 15° angle, I also pee a lot, and the old dude will probably nap soundly for most of the flight anyway

The actual devil would probably be a pretty interesting flight neighbor. Fun fact, I'd talked to Hulk Hogan in person more than once in random places, he actually talks "like that" all the time. He called me "brother", was weird as fuck.

I turn around and take the next flight

7. At least Hulk and I could talk about rasslin'. The others are only known for shitty politics.

ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber

4 because I'd love to see what that dude was like in an untelevised conversation.

5 is relatively safe, since I'm not a sofa. I can handle awkward silence.

3 could probably be a good time. He's a dick, sure, but he's probably not as annoying as any of the others.

I'd go with 9 to shred any remaining will to live left in me.

If I'm gonna get to tell people about this story, I'm not gonna settle for the 2nd best reason that your flight complaint doesn't register on the scale I've dealt with. I'm going for the best. It can literally only go up from here.

I'd take seat 7, dude. Then distract Terry with questions about pythons, jack.

5 does not have any open seat. Would likely go with 3 I'll make a deal with Satan to erase all this people in the plane, for my unborn child.

#4. At least you could get Alex talking about lizard people and stuff.

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I get to kick trumps seat and put shit in his hair all flight long. I'm not worried about Nick id just kick his ass.