"what part of the giant sniper mech do you work in?"
"the bodacious hips"
Its even funnier that it is still a manned vehicle
I think you mean womaned vehicle
If you can handle me as fire support, you don’t deserve me at my assualt.
It's Metal Gear! And it's sexy!
As opposed to when?
Hey baby, does that ERA go all the way up?
Anyone else getting Metal Gear Solid 4 vibes?
My mind went to Legend of Korra S4
That was my immediate reaction, looks like those Gekkos
Let’s just go full head-canon. Gekkos are infantry support, they can step to IFVs and the like, but in my head a MBT would shred a Gekko.
So you need something bigger for urban warfare that can stand up to an Abram’s.
Geckos are small and nimble, Komodo’s are heavier and much more deadly.
Add in a similar mutation to the spelling and you get the Kommodo
I immediately heard snake go "metal gear"
This is just tau simping with extra steps.
On an unrelated note, needs mo' dakka and mo' choppa
I was thinking an Elder Titan, but your second point stands.
No self respecting eldari would ever pilot such a block headed abomination. Replace the turret with a giant psychic eggplant and you'd be talking.
Lol, fair enough!
Uncultured swine in here, I know a Tau battlesuit when I see it.
Damn, that armor thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
And she has trigger discipline... Hnnnggggg
So hot.
SHOW ME THE BRADLIFUS!
You are fucking degen... But she look thick as fuck.
Anybody see where you put the fuel nozzle?
Would
GDI Titans if GDI were even more based.
Do Abrams next
Please
it is?
Looks like a Glitter Boy
Combined arms maneuvers takes a whole 'nother meaning with that.
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