You know your job is real and matters when you can literally die and they don't notice for nearly a week.

Wells Fargo allegedly fired over a dozen employees for using mouse jigglers.

I wonder if the check in was disciplinary for insufficient realistic mouse movement.

“An employee who spoke with KPNX said Prudhomme’s cubicle was on the third floor and away from the main aisle.

The employee, who did not want to be named, said several people had smelled a foul odor but passed it off as faulty plumbing.”

This is one of the saddest things I have read.

I would be so pissed if I died at work like that. If being a ghost is an option after death I'd haunt the fuck out of the ceo, my boss, and anyone else responsible for whatever fucked system lead to that.

I truly feel bad for that woman. No one should die in a fucking office working for some corrupt fucking company.

I'm not sure how I feel about this, really. On the one hand it's depressing as fuck for this to happen to someone, on so many obvious levels. But on the other hand, I would LOVE a job where I am so sufficient left the fuck alone that it would take 4 days for coworkers to realize I was gone.

Too bad she didn't stay there for a week, the overtime pay would have covered her funeral..

My business partner in his previous job went into the office early one day and found one of his coworkers jacking off in his cubicle. Guess he'd been doing it for years, showing up before everyone and jerking it in a different place every time. That company he worked for: Boeing. They were engineers and they developed the predator drones.

Of course the response will be “we need to bring everyone back into the office 24/7 because how else will we certify our employees are alive ?? !” cant wait for Wells Fargo to sue the family for wages paid while deceased plus damages to their property for a corpse being left unattended.

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The employee also said while most Wells Fargo employees at the Tempe location work from home, the building has 24/7 security, and that someone should have found Prudhomme sooner.

Sounds like their building security is a joke.

“The body was there about four days before anybody found it before anybody walked up to her and just to say hi, make sure she’s OK. She was just lying on her desk,” an employee said.

Sounds like her coworkers and managers are jerks a little bit [or maybe she was, and people were avoiding her, I guess]

Wonder if they have to pay out to what the coroner determines is the time of death?

My boss would find me immediately cuz he requires fantasy football advice

I suspect this is similar to how someone is going to find my carcass.

Didn’t the cleaners notice???

Four. Days..