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Sir, a second deal has hit the Toyotathon (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

That is a pretty good deal

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

porky-happy "Hurry in for deals so hot they can melt steel beams!"

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

I will buy the product of the first serious company that does this. This is my solemn vow.

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Already happened, but America wasn't ready and they went out of business

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Amerikkkan snowflakkkes can’t handle a joke

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

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[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

you buy something for 35% off and then BAM, while you're checking out you get a second surprise discount

you walk out the store while Israeli employees dance and cheer you on

A shelf near you randomly collapses for no reason

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

You got it toyota

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

20% off, one day only!

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Hell, "country" singers already milked the fuck out of it, so the precedent is there.

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Seriously, "buy one get one free"? It's right there 😂

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Yesterday I went to the grocery store and all the garlic presses were on sale for $9.11. I guess you'll never forget how easy it is to crush your garlic

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Making airplane noises as I press the garlic and then saying softly in a high pitched tone "Ahhh nooo what will happen to my stocks" as it squeezes through the holes.