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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Whatever human creatures eat"

I wouldn't trust anyone who eats donuts but doesn't have a preferred kind (or kinds) they can name, or at least describe.

"Yes, I like DONUT because it tastes of SUGAR" What the fuck are you, a fly? Glazed, Boston Creme, powdered, show a little humanity!

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 47 points 2 months ago
[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago

Easy, no donut knowledge needed answers:

  • one of each
  • two of each
  • a few of your favourite
  • the most popular ones
  • your healthiest and least healthiest
  • surprise me

Seriously, imo the bigger concern should be how little he could improvise or just think on the spot. We all knew he was out of touch already.

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Even his staffers are making jokes about him.

For anyone out of the loop https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/jd-vance-blames-staff-viral-donut-shop-visit.html

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  1. "The holes"

  2. "A nice Davenport."

It's not that hard, JD.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

It’s not that hard, JD.

Well, it was after you mentioned the Davenport

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Davenport? Let me know when you get to loveseats...and then leave the room

[-] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Wait until you hear about the Lazy-boi!!!

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I see you have a new "O". Looks good.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's not that hard, JD.

I bet he hears that a lot.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

This guy is not qualified to be a police officer, donuts are the first question.

[-] BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well he is the gopher for police normally. That is why he is confused normally the police tell him what they want and he orders them. He hasn't gotten the opportunity to order on his own yet

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Whatever you pick JD, just don't get the staff on camera cause they don't want to be a part of your bullshit

[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

A. COME ON MAN!

B. A nice couch and a some new eyeliner.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Assorted. Just say Assorted!

[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My new hobby is going to nearby doughnut shops and ordering a dozen doughnuts.

When they ask me what kind I want, I just say "Whatever makes sense."

Stay tuned for my in-depth analysis of what each shop thinks "makes sense".

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Whatever makes me Pence”

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Just a cup of flour, then.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

In for a Pence, in for a pounding as they say

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

What would Mother say?!?! Mother, cover your eyes!

[-] HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Jelly, maybe apple cinnamon?

Pumpkin Spice if I'm in a yass moodz.

this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2024
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