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It turned out Jeremy's idea of a social outing was to drive me to Highgate cemetery and proudly show me the tomb of Karl Marx.
Sounds like my kind of date. 
Dudes rock
Dudes rock
Lmao
Why her instead of me
Wow she didn't deserve it
Mr. Corbyn you need to dump that ZERO and get with a HERO (
)
Me trying to date
Sounds nice but I suppose if going to a museum isn't a nice date for you then this wouldn't be either.
why couldn't it have been me
actually it is a failure of a date for the venue to be a graveyard and the content not getting drunk on fortified wine in that graveyard. if Jeremy can't be antisocial correctly i don't think we're cut out for it
Over here Romani people eat and drink on the graves of their relatives, and it rocks, actually
just as it should be. even if Marx ain't a relation i'm sure he's a bit thirsty down there
Mary Shelly (author of Frankenstein) lost her virginity in her mother's (Mary Wollstonecraft) graveyard. It may have even been on top of her mother's grave. Basically the original goth gf.
Okay, I thought finding out a dude I was seeing's mom was the crank that was my nemesis during Jr high for yelling at us for skating this sick spot that was TWO HOUSES AWAY FROM HERS, she'd walk over and yell at us and one time after a friend bailed she took his skateboard home with her and his parents called.the cops on her to get it back and then fucking on her bed when he was housesitting was something else.
That makes perfect sense and if I were dead I'd prefer that, if dead people had preferences
we don't know that he wasn't drunk on fortified wine
me and who 
god i want to be her
Uguuuu~~~~~! Corbyn senpai~~~!!!!
PLEASE ACCEPT MY FEEE~~~~~EEEELINGS!!!
yandere simulator but Jeremy Corbyn is the senpai in the Labour Party school
I would probably mention where we're going on a date before leaving. Idk
jus like me frreal
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