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[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 103 points 2 weeks ago
[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago

holy shit, everyone on the enterprise is RIPPED

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

And Picard is nine feet tall. I guess that's why he's in charge.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

They'll probably come up with a way in the future to make you super muscular and lean without putting any hard work into it. Just consult your doctor if Muscolesta is right for you and live a moderately active lifestyle.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's already a genetic mutation that does that.

Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy is not known to cause any medical problems, and affected individuals are intellectually normal.

And it makes you look like this:

That's a house-cat, and it looks like that without having to lift weights. Some people have this mutation too, and it's particularly dramatic in children who would otherwise never be that muscular. (I'd post pictures but I'm not sure about the ethics of sharing photos of other people's swole toddlers even when they're already available online.)

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

A guy at the gym has some shots to sell you now.

If you don’t mind changing into a raging asshole, horrible acne, having your balls shrivel.

[-] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

The downside is you still have to work out.

[-] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's a deal breaker

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

When are we getting a Lower Decks episode where they go to the swole universe?

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

If they do, I'd hope for the comic version of the mirror universe. Everyone is swole AND sleeveless. Even Barclay.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Look at Wes’ hair. He could be in a smash mouth video.

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Same overall aesthetics of 90s X-Men comics. Dr. Crusher looks a lot like Rogue.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Aight but the fuck is this? Kid looks like he's about to draw two cards from pot of greed.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Superhero artists are usually very bad at drawing children.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is a comic from between 1990 and 1994, the height of the ultra ripped Liefeld era of comics for sure. If I'm correct that the artist was Pablo Marcos, he'd been working for years as a comic artist but he seemed to basically just stick to hyper muscular anatomy for everything he'd been doing since the 70s.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure this was all drawn by Pablo Marcos, who was a superhero artist that worked for both DC and Marvel at different points. Figures he probably really only had consistent way of drawing people seeing that he was mainly a superhero artist.

[-] Daze@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

led by Captain Jean-Luc Picarm and First Officer Hiker

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I like the dedication to S1&2 uniforms. More form fitting.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

You can tell from the pixels.

[-] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Is Geordi going to be OK?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 weeks ago

I'm more surprised by middle aged Picard with 5% body fat and can bench 300 lbs

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 46 points 2 weeks ago
[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Tasha does not have that much ass. No way.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Picard doesn't have 80 pounds of shred, either.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

He changed the earl grey for earl whey protein

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

well, no.... i'm not exactly complaining about either tho

[-] hark@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

damn i need to learn this magic

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I am seeing above. I've been looking above for a while...

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 38 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly the kind of thing I’d expect a person about to lick butts to say.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

First they tell you they're not going to lap at your leather Cheerio, but the next thing you know they're tongue punching your fart box.

[-] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

To boldly rim where no one’s rimmed before.

[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

The Riker maneuver.

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Whoever drew that comic is worse at drawing hands then Rob Liefeld is at drawing feet.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I don't see why you need context. He's not going down to lick any butts.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Before sending down a team to impregnate a planet

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Right? This seems very straightforward.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The away team just consists of a drunk scientist and his young ward.

"I'm red shirt Riiiiiick!"

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Picard looking like Galactus

this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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