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[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 39 points 2 months ago

I like how the text weasels around having to mention the name of "The famous explorer and former director of the USGS". The Egyptians are a nice touch too.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't want you to be able to easily google it and find out he (correctly) attributed the hieroglyphics to the native americans, now would we?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago
[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was genuinely surprised that an explainer article like this exists. :)

I always forget looking up whether there isn't a couple decades of relevant backstory to the post before writing comments here.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Thankfully, when it comes to archaeology, there is no shortage of archaeologists getting pissed at this sort of bullshit that denigrates their field and their work.

On top of that, it's gotten armchair experts to damage important sites to "prove" aliens were there or whatever.

If you're interested, this is one of my most cherished books. I got it in college for a class and I've re-read it several times. The author of it actually frequents the group I get most of these posts from, so I got to tell him how much it's meant to me over the years. I highly recommend it.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/91340.Frauds_Myths_and_Mysteries

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bought it.

I enjoyed Al Franken's book, "Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right." Your post reminded me of it. Similarly formative in spotting bullshit.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds interesting, thanks!

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

PS this book is dope. And I can't believe I've never heard of it. I've heard of the author, I now realize, and we rolled in some of the same circles.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Awesome! I'm glad you like it! Weird how we both happen to be at least adjacent to him.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's right to say there are no Egyptian hieroglyphs, and nothing to be labeled as writing iirc. However, there's ancient art all over the canyon. It's all from peoples who have lived there.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

Thank God the conspiracy nuts don't read and aren't good at history or else they might have used some regional native tribes as the source for their special artifacts. The only things they know of as "old" are ancient Egypt and Atlantis.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

To be fair, they also think Egyptian artifacts are Atlantian in origin. Obviously the primitive Egyptian empire couldn't possible come up with the concept of things like "stacking rocks" or "smoothing stone with sand" on their own. They needed some mystical forgotten society with no traces to do it for them.

These conspiracies are always racist. They say the cultures in the area were incapable of learning for themselves. They needed the white Atlantian society to teach them everything. It was popularized by Nazis and it's pretty clear what the beliefs of its proponents are.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago

Well, surely both of those ancient civilisations had teleportation technology

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, where are these civilizations today? Damning evidence if you ask me.

[-] Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I know you're joking, but some of them are right there

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Very interesting, thanks for sharing.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 31 points 2 months ago

Unbeknownst to many, the Grand Canyon is where Gene Roddenberry dug up the Dilithium crystals to run the Enterprise ships on, I mean: how else did he film those scenes? There was no CGI in the 70s!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

60s. And based on the restorations of TOS that I hate so much, they did have CG in the 60s.

(Apart from anything else, those restorations didn't take into account that the lighting and the makeup were designed for snowy 1960s TVs in both color and black and white. I don't need to see Shatner's lipstick and the seams around Spock's ears.)

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Pardon my typo, 60s indeed!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I just like to bitch about the restorations because they piss me off.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

Restoration should restore, not remake it, agreed.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This is actually why I got the remaster on DVD instead of blu-ray.

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

To be fair, when you're an idiot, the concept of time is hard to comprehend.

[-] jafo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

"The Grand Canyon is hundreds of years old." "I'm pretty sure it's millions of years old." ...later... "I looked it up, it is hundreds of millions of years old. So we're both right." - King of the Hill

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago

Miners WISH they had deposits the size of the grand canyon.

Imagine the tailings storage facility, lmao. I know, it's the Great Salt Lake! That explains the high metal content from the windblown sands as it dries out

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Don't give them ideas.

Or actually, do. It creates more fodder for the community.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I heard an ancient order extracted the copper from the Grand Canyon in 1645, but there was nowhere to store that much. So they buried it in what we call "copper mines" all over the world. Using forgotten old world technology. Really these are just ancient caches to keep the copper market under control. The order would unearth new caches every few years. All this was discovered by our founding fathers and the locations were recorded in the declaration of independence by Benjamin Franklin. The secret was well kept for years and only shared only within the elite order of Free Masons, called the The Coppers. Just to distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They keep trying to tell me that Lemmy isn't reddit...

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The tailings pile would have snow caps.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or take up several valleys.

Or be kilometers in size and 30 m high

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Or make me want to throw up.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

You can reclaim TSFs, though. It is certainly not easy, but it is doable.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YpF-SE3AwEo

This rec is coming up on 15 years old, and is the top of the TSF. The sides of it date to the 90s or earlier, and look pretty good. Trees were about 20 ft or more tall on the sides the last time I was there. The top is shoulder height.

The primary issues related to the cost of placing a cover that is thick enough to entomb the tailings (assuming they have metal leaching potential) that plant roots won't compromise. The other problem is geotechnical stability issues if you use trees to revegetate, as their roots can go deeper or you get blow down that creates a hole in the reclamation cover, creating an erosion channel over time.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's video made me want to throw up also. It's the unnatural hole in the ground, what was taken out, and where it is now.

Digging is fun. If I had more money, I might hire a fleet of trucks and dig a big hole just cause. Did it as a kid in the sandbox, why not as an adult? And, if you fill it back up nice and smooth it out, it's like it was never there. But if you take out all the carbon, and send it off to be burned, does it really matter an iota of fuck if they plant some trees after?

I mean I guess fixing the landscape is better than leaving a big hole in the ground. Should have just left it alone.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Oh I'm with you on the prevention side; especially with oil sands - it's a marginal product at best with huge env. Damage.

For reference, they don't backfill because it's stupid expensive and the operation wouldn't be profitable. You would also likely have major subsidence issues.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

When you're too dumb to realize any of the many differences between what these photos show.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago

That's clearly where unicorns live. And pixies. And leprechauns. Everyone knows that.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

Why do conspiracy idiots always throw in Egypt into everything? Is it the only country they ever heard of?

[-] didnt1able@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Its just the coolest ancient civilization. They had spaceships (pyramids) and furries (sphinx) also Jewish slaves are pretty cool.

[-] bobslaede@feddit.dk 7 points 2 months ago

Erosion

I totally read that as Eurovision, and I could absolutely not figure out how that ties in to this.

[-] palebluethought@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Other than the vague "big bad gubbmint thinks you're too stupid for their SECRETS" vibe, I almost find this old school X-Files type insanity sort of adorable. They don't wanna hurt people, they just want a more interesting world

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They do more damage than you think. They teach people to think that there are conspiracies by scientists to hide information from them. That leads to thinks like antivax beliefs and climate change denial. It's a subtle insidiousness, but it needs to be beaten. People need to be able to understand that it just doesn't happen.

[-] Tower@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Banal conspiracy theories are often "gateway drugs" to much more insidious ones...

https://youtu.be/JTfhYyTuT44

[-] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Where can I apply for a position to be a "they". Sounds like a really fun career.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

According to most of these people: visiting a synagogue would be the first step

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Step 1: get ambiguous

[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I mean everyone knows the all spark is hidden there, no wonder it’s a mining site. I think op is on to something…

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