Bit idea: dress up as an employee at a big store like Best Buy and completely ignore and berate customers when they treat you like shit (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 months ago by gueybana@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

I once accidentally did this at a video store (when those were still a thing) and just kept recommending movies to people.

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

I once wore a hertz polo and was able to get a free ride in the airport employee shuttle.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I had a red chef-coat for an old job, so you can imagine my experience when picking up my friends from their Target jobs.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WORK HERE YOU'RE CLEARLY THE TARGET CHEF

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Zellers in Canada which got bought out by Target and then run into the ground used to have restaurants in their general department stores. That was neat.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 14 points 4 months ago

I swear that was a ucb bit.

A ton of people dressed like target employees or something then went into a target and ignored customers.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I can't tell you how many times people have assumed that I'm a worker at one of those big retail stores.

One I time I was actually at Best Buy with my headphones on and wearing a red shirt, and some dude still comes up to make me take off my headphones and is like "Hey, do you work here? Can you help me?" Motherfucker it's basic color theory, I do NOT work here.