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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I feel like it'd just give you pictures of happy couples doing SFW couple things or old dudes at pride. Even with safe search off, it's not like the phrase is explicitly pornographic. In my experience, you need to be very direct to get NSFW stuff in general from Google.

Maybe I'm just deep into the queer community, but this meme feels like it was made by a person who sees homosexuality as inherently taboo or lewd. Kinda stale tbh

[-] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

Yeah I checked, very wholesome old men in rainbows or posing as couples. A few shirtless.

Pornhub gives different results so im guessing this is for straight guys searching Gary Oldman there.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

What search engine did you use? Cause if you search Bing, and go to the image or video results with SafeSearch off, you get exactly what the meme expects.

But to be fair, everyone knows that Bing is for porn.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You just get back that little meme of the gay uncles who have the same shirt pattern and it's a pleasant moment to reread.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 47 points 3 days ago

This seems like a bad place to put a town

[-] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 32 points 3 days ago

Say that to the average Dutchman

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

THAT'S A BAD PLACE TO PUT A TOWN.

I ain't afraid of no Dutchmen.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You should be. On average, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I feel like there is some kind of followup or reference that I am missing here.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's from the game Portal

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Well I'm not a child, so

[-] joranvar@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

No need. Only the average Dutchman. And he's only average, so...

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A flying one however...

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Stupid joke we tell here.

Why are Dutchmen so big ? If the dike ( dam in this case ) breaks they are able to keep there head above the water.

[-] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 3 days ago

Back during the late 90s era of internet, I got into a MASSIVE amount of troyble over a finger slip in a high school computer lab.

We were all assigned an African country to write an essay about. We had to only use internet cited sources.

I was assigned a country with the Namba people. Somehow I fat-fingered an "L" in there in the worst places. (Between the 'b' and the 'a' - don't google it)

It triggered my school's search filter. Altavista got involved. It was a nightmare.

The police got in contact with my parents, thinking I was being groomed and in danger of kidnapping.

It sucked.

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 days ago

For those that want to know what it is, but dont want to risk searching:

____

North American Man/Boy Love Association

Fucked up organization, but not really all that scary to search

[-] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Wasn't there a south park episode about them?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago

Yep.

[-] Reyali@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My parents ran a business named my last name and owned the respective reyalilastname.com domain. In the late 90s, my dad had a page on his site with widgets of the top 6 or so search engines. It was a great place to easily jump between Yahoo, AltaVista, Ask Jeeves, etc.

I was in the computer lab with my 6th-grade class kicking off some research project and recommended this page to my teacher who suggested it to all the students. That’s when I learned some classmates didn’t know how to spell my last name, and that removing 1 letter from my last name went to a porn site.

My name is nowhere near anything profane. It would be like McKenzie > McKenie or Saunders > Sanders. Literally nothing that would make you think ‘porn.’

The teachers didn’t notice, but several classmates asked me wtf my parents did. I was an awkward, nerdy kid who hadn’t accepted yet that I would never be popular and I believed providing a really good tool like that would help me achieve the popularity I craved (yeah, helping people do better on their class assignments was what I thought would make me cool—no wonder I wasn’t popular!). I remember feeling that hope just draining from my body as the misspelled page started popping up all over the computer lab.

[-] konalt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I thought I knew where this was going when you said "African country" and "finger slip".

[-] Brown5500@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'm too scared now to ask AI how many g's there are in Niger?

[-] xav@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

TL;DR: NAMBLA, it sucked.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 3 days ago

Furries with a thing for Scar from The Lion King get real careful hitting the R and not the key just to its right when they are searching for "scar porn."