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These "EPIC" ingredients will literally give you cancer

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

I don't know why, but middle guy's obviously fake smile pisses me off every time I see it. You're telling me you do this for a living and that's the best "smile" you can do? Come on.

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 year ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

He looks like half the people at Friday Night Magic.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

It's gotta be really weird to be an adult whose primary audience is children.

Especially now in the era where your audience more directly influences what you do and what you put out.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 1 year ago

I can't help but see them as losers. Having all this immense wealth influence only to be a charlatan peddling internet slop and barely edible garbage that you call FEASTABLES to neglected children. If they weren't so harmful I would laugh at them all day.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I mean, there have been plenty of children's entertainers who are just regular people, their target demo is just kids.

But being some charlatan and grifter whose target audience is kids, that's what's weird.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

"You take the blue Lunchly... the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Lunchly... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pedo allegations go."

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

When the

When the smile does not reach your eyes

[-] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Who are these guys?

What shit are they selling?

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

internet's biggest morons (KSI, Logan Paul, Mr beast) selling sugary shite to their child fanbase.

[-] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

And they OWN that shit, they ain't just shilling it. 2 owns the liquid, one owns the solid. Uh.

Wtf is wrong with these dudes

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Well you see their products don't literally contain lead like the competition so their shilling is morally righteous.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

I love processed foods made exclusively from ingredients you couldn't find in my, or anyone else's, grandmother's kitchen.

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

They have millions and a loyal fanbase and it's still not enough for them. They have to poison them too. Imagine being that hollowed out.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Idk about cancer but it's just mid

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

"Americans do not eat food. Americans eat marketing."

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

So guessing the one Prime is meant to look like a Rocket Pop without actually being endorsed by Rocket Pop? Also just God damn is that a sad cursed image

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's rocket pop flavored. Prime is basically Gatorade but without pretending it's healthy.

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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