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These "EPIC" ingredients will literally give you cancer

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[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago

I don't know why, but middle guy's obviously fake smile pisses me off every time I see it. You're telling me you do this for a living and that's the best "smile" you can do? Come on.

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 month ago
[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

The war criminal streamer

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

He looks like half the people at Friday Night Magic.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago

That's an insult to lizards.

Also lmao at Mr. Beasts dead inside smile

[-] Woly@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

People think lizard people are bad because they're humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they're bad because they're lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

"Blessed is the lion which a man eats so that the lion becomes a man. But cursed is the man whom a lion eats so that the man becomes a lion!"

But replace lion with man and man with lizard.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

It's gotta be really weird to be an adult whose primary audience is children.

Especially now in the era where your audience more directly influences what you do and what you put out.

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 1 month ago

I can't help but see them as losers. Having all this immense wealth influence only to be a charlatan peddling internet slop and barely edible garbage that you call FEASTABLES to neglected children. If they weren't so harmful I would laugh at them all day.

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I mean, there have been plenty of children's entertainers who are just regular people, their target demo is just kids.

But being some charlatan and grifter whose target audience is kids, that's what's weird.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

"You take the blue Lunchly... the stream ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Lunchly... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the pedo allegations go."

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

When the

When the smile does not reach your eyes

[-] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago

Who are these guys?

What shit are they selling?

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

internet's biggest morons (KSI, Logan Paul, Mr beast) selling sugary shite to their child fanbase.

[-] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

And they OWN that shit, they ain't just shilling it. 2 owns the liquid, one owns the solid. Uh.

Wtf is wrong with these dudes

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Well you see their products don't literally contain lead like the competition so their shilling is morally righteous.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

I love processed foods made exclusively from ingredients you couldn't find in my, or anyone else's, grandmother's kitchen.

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

They have millions and a loyal fanbase and it's still not enough for them. They have to poison them too. Imagine being that hollowed out.

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

They have millions and a loyal fanbase and it's still not enough for them. They have to poison them too. Imagine being that hollowed out.

I think about this all the time. They have all the money they will ever need, and they do this with it?! I don't understand how they aren't just working out, taking care of their peoples (friends/family/organizations they care about/whatever), travelling, or just doing whatever the hell they want. If this is "whatever the hell you want" for them I can't imagine how utterly lifeless and devoid of joy or meaning they are. I truly can't imagine the idea of "branding™©"/"marketing™©" being the end goal for any actual human person.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I'm surprised nobody has pointed out, this is definitely photoshopped right? Look at the boxes around and behind their feet.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Idk about cancer but it's just mid

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Also a shocking amount of PFAS in it

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

"Americans do not eat food. Americans eat marketing."

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

So guessing the one Prime is meant to look like a Rocket Pop without actually being endorsed by Rocket Pop? Also just God damn is that a sad cursed image

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's rocket pop flavored. Prime is basically Gatorade but without pretending it's healthy.

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