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[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

My 5 stages:

  1. Gym
  2. Better clothes
  3. Improve apartment decorations
  4. Better profile with good pictures
  5. Come on, still?!
[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Have you tried step 0.5 Likeable personality?

[-] rsuri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah but then people say "if you wanna be likeable, just be yourself." But that's what I was doing before...

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Tailor yourself to be more likeable and approachable. Then slowly start showing your real self and if they stay, good. If not you either have a really bad personality or you just aren't compatible.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Jesus fuck what's a personality

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

An elusive beast lurking in the magical forests of Éluòndiel. You have to catch it and show the tamed beast to a potential partner so they can jusge your skills.

[-] Brutticus@lemm.ee 42 points 2 days ago

hey now, no one wants to have sex with me and I am no where near a nationalist

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 days ago

Same! I've gone the complete opposite way, anarchomasturbationism!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

But you are on the Internet so you’re only one step away.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago
  1. I believe in small government
  2. The government should provide me forced breeding stock
[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Government issued genetically engineered catgirl wives.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I keep asking the sheriff and he says he'll let me know when the pound figures it out

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 days ago

There’s a whole lot of body dysmorphia, andrew tating inceldom in between.

But yeah it ends up being a bitcoin bro pretty quickly

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Step 5 for me was learning to code for the internet. I regret being born.

[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Could you code my science-based, 100% dragon MMO for me?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Did you remove your own default upvote?

[-] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

I'm just that humble 😎

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Internet Nationalism. Brave choice.

[-] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Until all your bases belong to us I will not be stopped.

For me step 5 is just gacha games.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I suspect there's significant overlap.

[-] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I won't sleep with anyone because I despise the willfull ignorance everyone thinks they deserve to have. Does this mean everyone but me is going to become a nationalist overnight? Asking for myself. No friends. I found I despise them too.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Hmm.

So on this list, where do sex dolls fall? Seems like a good alternative to nationalism.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

where do sex dolls fall?

I was in a post rock blues fusion band of that name. We were from Portland and we were insufferable.

[-] aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

I was in Insufferable, we were from Seattle.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I was in Seattle, it was surprisingly pleasant.

[-] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I have to advise all of you NOT to buy bargain sex dolls.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah see, I thought that at first, but it also seemed to fit well into denial.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Test comment please ignore

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Ignoring a comment labeled "test comment, please ignore" may seem like a straightforward choice, yet there are several compelling reasons to engage with it rather than dismiss it outright. First, even a seemingly trivial comment can serve as a reflection of user behavior and interaction patterns. By acknowledging such comments, we can better understand how individuals approach communication in digital spaces. This understanding can inform future interactions, making them more effective and relevant.

Furthermore, the context in which a comment appears can hold significance. A "test comment" might be an indicator of a user exploring the platform's functionality or expressing curiosity about the engagement process. Addressing these comments can create a more inclusive environment, encouraging users to feel valued and heard. Ignoring them might inadvertently signal that all forms of engagement are not welcome, which could discourage participation.

Lastly, responding to comments—even those that seem inconsequential—demonstrates a commitment to fostering a dialogue. It reflects an openness to all contributions, regardless of their initial intent. By engaging with such comments, we reinforce the idea that every interaction matters and can lead to richer conversations. In a landscape where attention is fragmented, choosing not to ignore these comments can promote a sense of community and enhance user experience.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

As a large language model, I am unable to

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Lol I wasn't about to write all that out for the a shit post. Chatgpt is good for some things, this is one of them.

[-] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Where does the MRA fit in?

[-] hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I hear "leverage" thrown around a lot where I work. I now hate that word.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I thought it went internet > reno but that might just be the local option

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Would be nice if this were true. That would mean the next generation would not be nationalists

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