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[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

I read the headline and thought, haha very funny Melina, this is high quality /c/fakenews.

[-] envis10n@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago

I genuinely thought it was The Onion at first. Reality is really gunning for their niche market

[-] booty@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

i was living in bliss having forgotten that user ever existed, why did you have to remind me

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Sorry, it is much funnier when you're not expecting it.

[-] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

was like, I thought I unsubbed from there

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Chicks rock

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

There's a Beetlejuice musical? Theatres desperately trying to hook the young crowds by doing everything but making something original and good.

[-] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 year ago

desperately trying to hook the young crowds

I hate to be the one to break it to you but Beetlejuice came out 35 years ago

[-] davi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

what are you talking about?! 35 years ago was 1975 /s

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

It's for older millennials but Im not really a fan of the trend of taking older movies and releasing them on Broadway (legally blonde, back to the future, mean girls, etc), at least they're willing to change a bunch of stuff for it. The Beetlejuice musical has some catchy songs but it's a totally different story so it's not completely bankrupt culturally yet I guess

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Rocky. There's a Rocky fucking musical. How do they make that work?

[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Oh, that Rocky

[-] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

It's just all training montages and tap dancing. I assume..

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, the horror version was pretty good

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The Rocky Horror Show

oh so it was a pun then

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Critical support for ruining a bunch of people's experience of watching a Beetlejuice musical

[-] UnicodeHamSic@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

I feel like some shows are supposed to be chaotic and a Beetlejuice show is one of hem. Like, if someone doesn't get drunk and into a fight does it really have Beetlejuice energy?

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Wtf let her live? Everyone's a hater.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

God forbid women do anything

🙄

[-] Luminocta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Why? She doesn't "let other people live" either if it's up to her..

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Luminocta@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

You got me. Tbf nowadays it's hard to tell

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah I feel you but to be clear anyone from hexbear is going to think that she's a horrible bigoted monster of a person. Its just part of our humor to ironically stan her and MTG because they're so obviously monstrous that it seems kinda pointless to constantly talk about how bad they are and instead it just seems funnier to ironically stan them when they do something kinda funny and absurd like this.

[-] Tofu_Lewis@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Oh, so you're saying I CAN fix her

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

yeah i like her a little bit more now

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Ooooh mental break incoming!

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

But she takes her gun (guns?) everywhere.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

New manifesto bout to drop

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Lauren Boebert go on Seeking Derangements

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Do you know who I am? I'll be contacting the mayor!!!

[-] shiteyes2@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The beetlejuice musical sounds like it sucks but whatever excuse to toss her in the pit works

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It’s actually really damn good

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the one with the scene with a girl selling cookies mentioning they cannot go inside due to pedophiles that it has been shared in social networks a long time ago or is now a different one?

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Would you go see the Beetlejuice musical with Boebert? She said she'll pick up 7 in her 2004 Chrysler Pacifica that she converted to run on natural gas and she has lots of treats to snack on in the theater stored in her trenchcoat.

[-] vomit_sounds@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Othello@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

yes!!! beetle juice is very good! the actors are sooo talented, its so hard to sing in the beetlejuice voice without messing op your throat. heres a link to an illegal recording someone filmed on their phone, if you want to check it out, its not the best I will say sadly there are no Boberts there for additional entertainment. also what a rookie getting caught for recording and vaping, pros like me take an edible and film with their phone in their shirt pocket.

[-] vomit_sounds@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

heartbreaking

Death to America

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Damn really conflicted on how to feel about this

🎶Lauren Boebert Lauren Boebert Lauren Boebert🎶

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