I read the headline and thought, haha very funny Melina, this is high quality /c/fakenews.
I genuinely thought it was The Onion at first. Reality is really gunning for their niche market
i was living in bliss having forgotten that user ever existed, why did you have to remind me
Sorry, it is much funnier when you're not expecting it.
was like, I thought I unsubbed from there
There's a Beetlejuice musical? Theatres desperately trying to hook the young crowds by doing everything but making something original and good.
desperately trying to hook the young crowds
I hate to be the one to break it to you but Beetlejuice came out 35 years ago
what are you talking about?! 35 years ago was 1975 /s
It's for older millennials but Im not really a fan of the trend of taking older movies and releasing them on Broadway (legally blonde, back to the future, mean girls, etc), at least they're willing to change a bunch of stuff for it. The Beetlejuice musical has some catchy songs but it's a totally different story so it's not completely bankrupt culturally yet I guess
Rocky. There's a Rocky fucking musical. How do they make that work?
Oh, that Rocky
It's just all training montages and tap dancing. I assume..
I mean, the horror version was pretty good
What now?
The Rocky Horror Show
The Rocky Horror Show
oh so it was a pun then
Critical support for ruining a bunch of people's experience of watching a Beetlejuice musical
Wtf let her live? Everyone's a hater.
God forbid women do anything
🙄
Why? She doesn't "let other people live" either if it's up to her..
It was a joke lol
You got me. Tbf nowadays it's hard to tell
Yeah I feel you but to be clear anyone from hexbear is going to think that she's a horrible bigoted monster of a person. Its just part of our humor to ironically stan her and MTG because they're so obviously monstrous that it seems kinda pointless to constantly talk about how bad they are and instead it just seems funnier to ironically stan them when they do something kinda funny and absurd like this.
I feel like some shows are supposed to be chaotic and a Beetlejuice show is one of hem. Like, if someone doesn't get drunk and into a fight does it really have Beetlejuice energy?
Oh, so you're saying I CAN fix her

yeah i like her a little bit more now
Ooooh mental break incoming!
But she takes her gun (guns?) everywhere.
New manifesto bout to drop
Incoming?
Lauren Boebert go on Seeking Derangements
Do you know who I am? I'll be contacting the mayor!!!
The beetlejuice musical sounds like it sucks but whatever excuse to toss her in the pit works
It’s actually really damn good
It's the one with the scene with a girl selling cookies mentioning they cannot go inside due to pedophiles that it has been shared in social networks a long time ago or is now a different one?
Would you go see the Beetlejuice musical with Boebert? She said she'll pick up 7 in her 2004 Chrysler Pacifica that she converted to run on natural gas and she has lots of treats to snack on in the theater stored in her trenchcoat.
queen
@Othello@hexbear.net this is a musical I might want to see
yes!!! beetle juice is very good! the actors are sooo talented, its so hard to sing in the beetlejuice voice without messing op your throat. heres a link to an illegal recording someone filmed on their phone, if you want to check it out, its not the best I will say sadly there are no Boberts there for additional entertainment. also what a rookie getting caught for recording and vaping, pros like me take an edible and film with their phone in their shirt pocket.
thanks!

Death to America
Damn really conflicted on how to feel about this
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