Ha! As if a mere angle could out-influence my rejection sensitivity.
This post is lit because of the cm measurements.
No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages...
Those elves are too young to be dating.
I thought they were pounds and had no idea why that was relevant to the photo-taking issue.
Going by which lore though. In D&D 5e, Elves reach adulthood by 100 years of age.
Whichever one is funniest.
So... Keebler.
Rankin-Bass.
I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they're probably considered by society so... basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old... yeah... come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you're both matured.
this is why the US customary unit system is superior to the metric system, we don't even have to write out a unit, we just hit an annotation.
classic feet and inches W
obviously /s but seriously go get your own shorthand units, it's nice.
6'6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5'1" tall.
When I was growing up my mom would always say "the tall girls are going to love you!" Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.
I am 5'5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.
How did you end up with that lack of emotional capacity?
Autism and being abused as a child will fuck you up. Mind you I have more while by myself and with friends its just all of these instances were at work and well I am nothing but business, and part of business is telling HR that I put in time off as a courteous and I wasnt fucken asking.
Trait alexithymia for the win
so many researchers toasting their bagels and yet never using your dedicated bagel button will wear you down.
For anyone else using reasonable units that's 198,12 cm and 154,94 cm respectively.
for everyone who actually uses metric, that's 198 cm, and 155 cm respectively :)
I'm impressed you were able to convert the Oreos! ๐
If anyone is interested, here is the original (I think):
lmao that's much more perfect than the version I posted
I think not, I like the anime version
Anime woman looks more mad though. Like I wouldn't want to turn my back on her after the picture. Real person looks on the verge of tears. Less like she's going to kill me, therefore less attractive.
Less?
Women: I only date TALL men!
Tall men:
Isnt 188 cm just barely 6'2? Not 6'4.
Finally a height meme where I can understand the heights given
What heights?
I don't see any heights mentioned.
No height, just a very old couple
A difference of ~11" 4/5ths, or about 6' 2" vs 5' 2". ๐
I immediately thought they were talking about weight.
Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.
I've been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.
I assumed a vampire anime.
I thought it was age
Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.
105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.
"Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?"
"Yes, your honor, we haven't been happy for a while and it's time to end things."
"Why did you stay together for so long?"
"We were waiting for the children to die."
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