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[-] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 38 points 3 weeks ago

My body is Water Temple:

  • Pain
  • Pain
  • Pain
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
  • Constantly changing footwear
[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hydration levels vary wildly by the moment

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Narauko@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The environmental music just keeps increasing in tempo and I can't find the next geyser of air bubbles.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Definitely somewhere between a druidic grove and a mystery ruin

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Mine is a temple that was recently fire bombed by religious extremists.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think I used to be an Aztec Pyramid, but I'm becoming a Mosque, and rapidly heading toward the ruins.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

I wanna know how to get that classically sculpted perfection while keeping the wine consumption at heroic levels

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Have you tried wrestling a lion?

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Depends entirely on age of you ask me, if worshipped that way too long, you will end in ruins (which is surprisingly accurate)

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a mosque. The loud noise is usually, "damn it!" when I do something incredibly graceful, like walk into a wall or accidentally throw my phone across the room.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking more of my stomach rumbling at random times

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

I have a Catholic friend who says she treats her body like a temple — full of red wine and guilt

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fire temple I guess. Ruined one, for a mix of center and bottom right.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Druidic grove for sure. Fire temple is a close second. So I guess I’m just a really holy forest fire

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

My body is a temple

I only use the highest quality of cocaine.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Druidic Grove and synagogue, mildly mysterious ruin. Relaxation, lots of hair, out of shape, B! O! O! K! S!, how does this thing still operate?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

My body is a temple to Dionysus.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Greek temples were gaudily painted and decorated in bright colors.

Also they were used as wealth deposit, sort of like banks.

I mean that might lead me to view my body as a Greek temple, however experience has shown I'm not the best vessel for precious metals.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently I'm a synagogosque

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

If these are the standards, my body is a waffle house that got closed by the chain and is still operating without permits or branding.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

A Harsh Wasteland

  • Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.
  • Featureless horizons and overcast skies denying any way to escape.
  • A nice, quiet place to lay down and wait for the inevitable end to come.
  • A convenient opportunity to reflect on the comically meaningless futility of a cosmically insignificant existence. Also funny memes. And that embarrassing thing you did middle school.
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Surrounded by a vast emptiness interspersed with venomous, toxic, and dangerous lifeforms.

Ah, Australia

[-] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Its funny that the picture for mosque is Hagia Sophia, which was originally an orthodox christian church.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Druid is best.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Mine is a Mosque.

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