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[-] LordArchmagosHeadass@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Looks like someone will need the lock picking lawyer!

[-] riverjig@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

These locks are super easy to pick. Now, picking it yourself? That's a whole other issue lol.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Go to the nearest fire station: they have bolt cutters.

[-] Seven@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The fort knox worker after they faintly hear someone say "This is the LockPickingLawyer"

[-] riesendulli@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago

No Linus, don’t post selfies on the Internet, they might be misused.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

we engage in moderate tomfoolery, if you will

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

What would you even do in that situation lol

Either pick it open or get some bolt cutters, I would imagine.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

given the quality of most locks you can probably just hold a hairpin menacingly in front of it and it'll pop open.

[-] joolez@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today...

[-] astral_avocado@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

That's not gonna be fun grinding off

[-] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just a bit of tomfoolery.

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is my biggest fear.

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