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Pro-DEI: WOMAN (BLACK). Femoid Empowerment: Female teaches you (a man.) SJW: Business Casual.

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

not many people know this, but the Chinese invented the typewriter and in the mid-1800s all of their typists rebelled. it was called the Typing Rebellion and tens of millions died.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

:peltier-laugh:

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Still mad that my school had this instead of Mario Teaches Typing

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Mario is woke too because he saves a femoid princess.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Most of the time it's just Toad though

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

That would be GAY then

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I have a vague memory of a spaceship. Maybe i was firing a laser? I remember it being hard at first, but I Got Gud, and as an adult people are impressed with my typing speed.

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

oh so you’d rather learn to type from anybody else, literally a shroomed out plumber that can basically only say “let’s a go!” over a qualified black woman??

hell yeah brother me too. if i see this DEI hire in person all i’ve got to say is it’s gamer time.

[-] Philosophosphorous@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

the weird pseudo-office background art in those programs was a vibe tho. i don't remember literally anything else about it except the empty vaporwave mall aesthetic

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

If Mavis Beacon teaches typing 8 is SOoooooOOOOOO good.

Where's the other 7 of 'em?

blob-no-thoughts very-normal

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

8 was the beginning of the downfall of the series by rewriting the lore established in volumes 1-3.

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Zombie ~~Simpsons~~ Mavis Beacon

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

May this bacon. How I've missed you(not really, I never got used to using homerow and type like some sort of shitty pianist)

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Does that make Typing of The Dead the non-woke alternative?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

One of the words to type is "W O K E"

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah but it didn't have the same connotations in 1998

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Typing of the Dead is woke and soy, but Typing of the Dead: Overkill is a masculine game for patriotic chads.

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
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