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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 135 points 2 months ago

Not saying drugs haven't ruined lives, but the war on drugs has ruined far more.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

True. But at least we get the occasional comedy out of it.

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 36 points 2 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

I think pretty much every kid I knew who went through D.A.R.E. in middle school (including me) ended up smoking a lot of weed in high school.

D.A.R.E. shirts were a status symbol, but not for the reason they would have liked.

[-] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 26 points 2 months ago

Even D.A.R.E. knew it wasn't actually effective, but they had sold it to enough lawmakers to get it written into education requirements and the steady stream of money meant they defended it until the end.

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[-] stoly@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Alcohol has ruined far more lives than the drugs the "war" is based on.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 130 points 2 months ago

Holy shit, they pulled the emergency release on one of those MRI machines. I think that adds a zero or two to the cost of bringing back online.

[-] Steve@communick.news 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm just an XRay tech. But I would expect at least one whole day, for a pair of engineers to get it running again and re-certified. $20-50K for their time, plus missed revenue from the lost day. Best case could total $100K easy. Way more, if the damage is more than cosmetic.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

You're not counting the materials costs. I doubt that medical grade helium is cheap.

[-] Steve@communick.news 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

True. I don't know how much that is. But liquid helium shouldn't be "medical grade" really. It's just a coolant for the superconducting magnets, same as any industrial use.

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[-] FruitfullyYours@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

Yeah, quenching the machine makes bringing it back online $200k+ depending on the system

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 44 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that liquid helium and the MRI down time are super expensive

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 2 months ago

even if it was quenched the right way: downtime, helium, restarting the entire thing would also cost pretty penny, and maybe replacement of damaged magnet too if that's what they did

[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 119 points 2 months ago

At one point, an officer walked into an MRI room, past a sign warning that metal was prohibited inside, with his rifle “dangling… in his right hand, with an unsecured strap,” the lawsuit said.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 30 points 2 months ago

Honestly this might be a case where his laziness saved his life. If he'd been strapped in properly depending on where that strap goes he could've taken a nasty ride. And that would have been priceless to watch.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 31 points 2 months ago

If that had happened, I'd bet money they would have arrested clinic staff for assaulting an officer or some other bullshit charge. They already do this when police shoot innocent bystanders.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 110 points 2 months ago

Officers allegedly raided the diagnostic center, located in the Van Nuys neighborhood of Los Angeles, thinking it was a front for an illegal cannabis cultivation facility, pointing to higher-than-usual energy use and the “distinct odor” of cannabis plants, according to the lawsuit.

MRI machine probably draws quite a bit

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago

The real takeaway here is that they bullshitted smelling an odor of cannabis when there was none as an excuse to justify starting the raid in the first place. Some officer(s) lied on a form somewhere.

[-] Muehe@lemmy.ml 95 points 2 months ago

I don't know if there is any single takeaway here, this story is just fucking ridiculous on every single level.

  1. They bullshited themselves into a search warrant based on typical cannabis "investigation methods".
  2. In a state where recreational cannabis use is legal.
  3. Persisted in the search even after their main argument for it, high energy usage indicating a grow-op, fell away when it was clear it was indeed a medical facility.
  4. Made the motherfucking "Gun flies to MRI" TV trope a certified reality. This is a thing that verifiably happened now.
  5. Instead of getting help, used a sealed (!) emergency shutdown button...
  6. ...which damaged the machine. And released thousands of dollars worth of helium gas.
  7. Forgot their loaded magazine on the ground.

This can't be real. I'm fucking dying over here. Please let there be bodycam footage of the cop speaking in a high pitched voice after. (I know the helium was probably not released into the room, but one can hope I guess)

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Didn't they recently rule that cops can no longer use the "I smelled weed" excuse as reasonable suspicion/probable cause? Maybe that was just one state.

Seems doubly ridiculous that this happened in California

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

And if it did smell like weed near the MRI place, you know what I'd suspect? That's a venn diagram with cancer patients in the middle.

You really want to crack down on cancer patients?

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

The answer has always been yes.

Look, WA was one of the first states to legalize, just weeks after CO. There was a police officer in Seattle who had to be reassigned because he kept writing tickets to people with weed even though it was legal. The point? Right-wing nuts are antisocial.

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

claiming the odor of pot is, was, and will always be a bullshit lie and manufacturing of probable cause.

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[-] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

"Doctors are just a bunch of overeducated assholes who think they are smarter than everyone else. What could they possibly be doing with all that electricity?"

  • LAPD probably
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

"Experts- what do they know? I definitely smelled weed."

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[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago

The icing on the donut:

The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 months ago

Literally just a legally-sanctioned gang at this point.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At all points. It was a gang that ~~started wearing~~ was given badges, not a 'serve and protect' force that (d)evolved into a gang.

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[-] valek879@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 months ago

Hey, y'all need to chill out. The cops have qualified immunity because they are better trained and educated than the average civilian. Y'all think this was a medical imaging center!? You don't know that! They could have been growing dangerous Marijuana that immigrated here illegally from Mexico to eat the dogs and cats!

Thank God our boys in blue took the time to clear this potentially dangerous building of any possible threats! That MRI machine nearly got one of them until they disarmed and detained it!

Just another dangerous day on the job!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Do you know how racist you're being right now?

It's the Haitians who eat the dogs and cats. The Mexicans take all of our jobs.

Get it right. Jeez.

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[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 54 points 2 months ago

An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

The shutdown did have to happen (because the cop is a dumbass) but it obviously should have been done by someone who knows what they are doing. The guy should be suspended for being a dumbass and also for leaving his loaded magazine.

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

The mechanism they are describing here is the emergency one (like if a human is trapped against the machine by something metal and is being crushed - you need to kill the magnet NOW). There is a slower, much safer mechanism for deactivating the magnet that should have been used here but that would require the officer admitting he had made a mistake and asking for help.

Also I just want to point out that the rifle should be considered no longer safe to use unless thoroughly inspected by an expert. In a similar case some years back, the police officer’s sidearm was pulled into the machine. After retrieval it was found that the weapon had been magnetized by the scanner and as a result the firing pin was able to spontaneously release.

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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago

An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process.

Everything was fine until dickless here shut off the containment grid.

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[-] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago

All this to find some weed. Like why even bother?

[-] Thann@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 months ago

Because if they find any cash they will take it, even if there are no drugs!

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[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 months ago

Does LAPD specifically hire the dumbest dumbfucks they can find? 'Cause if this is their best, well ...

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Supposedly yes police departments actually do hire people without higher ed

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

I didnt know they could use the "I smell weed" excuse to raid buildings and stuff now.

Thats just like, the magic words that make all rights disappear, innit?

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[-] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

I'm not surprised by the rubber stamped warrant. Cop shops are known to shop for judges that will just stamp off. I'm sure they didn't mention that it was a MRI business but the odor of weed even combined with high energy usage shouldn't be enough for a raid IMO. There should be some other evidence, especially in LA where it smells like weed pretty much anywhere.

I'm curious how this will go. I assume LA will settle out of court because they don't want a precedent set that they actually going to be responsible for private property damage during raids.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

- "Look out, it's got a gun!!"
[police open fire for 5 minutes]

[-] anubis119@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Proof that Magneto would win if you bring guns.

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[-] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

High energy usage and a smell of cannabis. If they got a warrant for this raid then there was also a judged who fucked up.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

"Why would a MEDICAL IMAGING FACILITY have a high power draw? I BET THEY ARE GROWING WEED IN THE MRI MACHINE!"

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[-] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 25 points 2 months ago

This is the dumbest damned thing I've read about all month. What the absolute fuck???

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Good God. What a bunch of morons.

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