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[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 212 points 2 weeks ago

As a PhD who has tried doing home improvement projects, it’s the most believable thing in the film.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 40 points 2 weeks ago

Actually some of the most naïve people I've ever met were theretofore academically successful.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

My fiancee has a couple degrees while I just graduated high school. She's incredibly smart but I'm definitely more street savvy. She grew up a bit sheltered.

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

Some pleeb shouted at me, "I thought you were an engineer!" And I shouted back, "A software engineer!" while I hammer a nail with my shoe.

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, a C programmer.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a regular engineer and yeah I pull such shit. Listen, there’s a reason I tell everyone not to do what I do.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

The difference between a regular idiot doing a dangerous job and an engineer doing a dangerous job is the engineer knows which parts of the job he's risking imminent death on. There may often be no other difference.

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[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Really?

Genuinely asking, I'm just an engineer... with very very bad grades. Passed was enough for me.

Once a professor asked me if I wanted to take the exam again because it was clear that I knew more than what I showed on the exam (a lot of 2 + 2 = 5 mistakes, I was fairly good at that and owe most of my low grades to that). I asked him if I passed, he said yes. Fuck that shit, I'm taking that grade and parading it across town, wooohoo 🥳.

As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I've attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 162 points 2 weeks ago

A high voltage electric fence. At some point even standing in front of the thing is enough.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

Air only has so much resistance itself. High enough voltage and the closest path to ground is where the charge will go.

Just like with Lightning

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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago

My arm once got pulled into an electric fence when I was a kid and I couldn't stop getting shocked until someone physically pulled me away. It was more of a self-control issue than accidentally bridging the gap.

That was the day I learned that some pain can be pleasant. The owner of the property didn't seem as pleased with my discovery as I did. He had to shut off the fence and yanked my arm away and then told me to go explore my perversions somewhere else. I was too young to understand the word "perversion," and I'm now eternally grateful to that poor unprepared rancher.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 12 points 2 weeks ago

For more fun form a chain with other people and be the furthest from the person touching the fence.

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 17 points 2 weeks ago

At approx 3kV/mm, you would have to be pretty close to a 10kV fence.

Humidity plays a big role as does the frequency that the fence is running on. But you would be pretty safe standing a meter away, on that dry sunny day in the picture.

Also above a point, the high voltage causes the conductors to buzz.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Dry? It was a carribean island, right? Probably humid as fuck.

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[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

With enough voltage, everything is a conductor.

[-] Grumpy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

I have a 10KV electric fence. 5KV to 15KV is typical electric fence voltage in a farm or bear prevention fence. Can't feel a thing unless you actually touch it.

They are also not lethal. Very low current, just very high voltage. So it only hurts like fuck, but won't kill a human, cow, or any other mammal that touches it.

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[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 100 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

At 10kV, a random stick would be all it takes to start an arc. He knows what he's doing.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

True, True… Hay who thought it was safe to run 10,000V Wire through a flammable overgrown jungle?

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[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 weeks ago

Just because you're very good at one thing doesn't mean you're good at another. Sometimes the further you go down one path, the less you know about everything else.

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[-] SharpieThunderflare@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 weeks ago

IIRC, he was messing with the kids and knew it was off because the lights were off. He proceeded to put his hands on it and convulse wildly as a joke.

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[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 53 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who has worked with academics, the more specialised the person, the less common sense they seem to hold onto.

As such, if this was outside their PhD specialisation, then it'd absolutely make sense that this wouldn't occur to them.

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[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly his PhD is not in electrical engineering or biology

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

It's actually a PhD in trombone. Someone misheard it one time, and nobody has ever thought to follow up.

"Oh, Alan? Yeah, he has a doctorate in bones or something."

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[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 weeks ago

He must have skipped all of the Electrical Engineering classes in his Paleontology program.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that’s people with PhDs in my experience

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, in this case it's so high voltage that the resistance of the dry stick wont mean as much.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 42 points 2 weeks ago

Wet wood from the ground is probably a better conductor than dinosaur scales

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Did dinosaurs have scales?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 29 points 2 weeks ago

They couldn’t even read music at all 😞

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago

I dont think so, bananas are a relatively new thing iirc.

[-] MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmmmh, nom nom nom nom.

That's exactly the right amount of dopamine hit I'm scrolling for. Now I can turn off my phone and roll over to sleep. Thanks bud 👌

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously: how would they weight themselves otherwise?

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[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

I invite you to touch an electric fence with a stick then.

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[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

I don't remember the scene, but personally I'd test an electric fence with a nonconductor. You'll probably get some sparks but won't die. You do you, ppl in this thread.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well, I have an EE Degree specialized in Digital Systems - pretty much the opposite side of Electronic Engineering from the High Power side - and I would be almost as clueless as that guy when it comes to testing a 10,000V fence for power.

On the other hand I do know a lot of interesting things about CPU design ;)

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 weeks ago

Is his PhD in Electrical Engineering?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

He is already standing too close and that stick would arc with that many volts flowing through it. The most likely outcome in reality if it had been energized. The arc would have jumped from the stick to him and no more New Zealand guy.

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Hey it's a "It's a UNIX system" movie, isn't it?

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 17 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know the weird 3d file system navigation thingy was a real program (just not widely used)?

But I can't get over the way she held the mouse lol

[-] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

The funny thing about that quote is that it really was a Unix system that was shown on screen.

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yep. Very domain specific knowledge but couldn’t pour piss outta a boot with the instructions on the heel.

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[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why people gotta hate on a movie three decades old that remains perfect?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta meme to keep it alive

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