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Oh how i wish this were true!! Of all the onion articles, this might be my fav!
They should make another article with Joe Porter denouncing him to play the glockenspiel
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCnvzajWXCAOAq_Y1jNLFQXg
I swear this guy works in a museum for instruments or something.
that’s a vibraphone
Thank you!
Thank you! I was about to comment the exact same thing!
Was just thinking the RNC should just compose their own equivalent to the Imperial March and roll with that
Presumably they'd still need to hire a session orchestra to record it. That might be a stumbling block.
Just run it through a synth as a MIDI file. Seems appropriate.
I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses
They didn't say he was playing well...
I love the pic. It’s like this whole story was based on a photoshop contest with a pic from one of his rallies.
He still has Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
why'd the ai make his hands so big smh ^/s
Not an accordion?
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