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[-] calabast@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Common misconception. There's still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit's not dead, and there's not something wrong.

[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

You could take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Get the comms up and running so you can set records for "first [insert activity here] in space" and report your results for the history/trivia books.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 6 points 10 months ago
  • First person bored in orbit

  • First unzip in orbit

  • First jizz from orbit

  • First frozen dick orbital drop

  • First dickless man in orbit

[-] multicolorKnight@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There is always something you can do. Come down off the ketamine and pay attention to the controls, Major.

[-] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

We know you are a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you're a weeb you can rip off Cowboy Bebop.

Say "Whatever happens, happens." In a really cool way

lights joint in the cockpit, unintentionally igniting the oxygen rich atmosphere inside the ship causing a massive explosion

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 10 months ago

There's other problems with smoking in such a confined space but I don't think a joint is a rich enough fuel to explode no matter how much oxygen you give it.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Grissom, White, and Chaffee would probably disagree with that.

[-] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

You could have a cheeky tommy tank.

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