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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 66 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My right-wing friend was legitimately upset that my female Elden Ring character was wearing masculine-looking armor. I was like "why does it matter!?"

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't even refer to it as "masculine." It's more just "functional."

[-] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

The alternative (as seen in the original image) is just plain stupid. Armor like should be saved for the bedroom... Or a slutty Halloween costume, I guess.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

100% agreed. I'm a straight guy but one of my biggest pet peeves is armor with cleavage cut-outs. If you really feel the need to objectify the character like that, just don't put her in armor at all.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Or be one of the few works that puts everone in skimpy outfits, regardless of sex or gender.

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol 3 points 9 months ago

Say what you will, but the Duras sisters ushered me into puberty and I have no regrets.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 9 months ago

"Gals is it gay to want to survive a stabin'?"

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

There should be two kinds of armour. Not male and female, but functional and fun.

It took the skyrim modding community 10 years before the male equivalent brought male slut armour. And yes, it is called HIMBO.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 9 months ago

your friend jut has no taste, women in full-plate are peak sexiness

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 months ago

I can see helping to put on or take off armour to have potential for tender intimacy - not the raunchy sexual kind, more like reaching beneath the plate to adjust the doublet, asking if it sits right now? Pulling the straps, checking the articulation of the faulds, the seat of the pants so the ride won't leave her sore, straightening out her mail voiders, using a piece if char to draw a heart on the gorget, a cheesy pun about gorgetous, a squeeze of her arm before affixing the gauntlet. A last kiss on the cheek before she pulls up the hauberk and dons the helmet, helping her mount, handing her the lance, and off she goes to bring the thunder.

Shit, did I just write knightly romance?

(War is a gruesome business, mind, but this romantisation of medieval warfare would fit right in with people like Bertran de Born, who was quite convinced that war is awesome. That doesn't reflect my view, but as an epoch piece, it would be fairly accurate.)

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago

and then ppl like that will whine about the fragile left lol

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Lefts not going to be fragile in that armor though

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[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago
[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And then there's ~~Gulf~~ Guild Wars 2 that just gives you both options.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

I didn't even know there was a second Gulf War

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

First one never ended, they just kept releasing DLC.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Hell of a typo. Fixed. Thanks.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Thank you for not removing it completely

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I was about to say, I prefer the games that offer varied armors with no restrictions as to what kind you wear.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

The Secret World was awesome about that. Clothing doesn't mean shit against demons. Dress however you want; the talismans you wear provide the protection.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

Dark Souls: Get your ass whooped while wearing 200% armor regardless of gender!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Dark Souls was a true pioneer of gender equality.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

"Age only affects appearance, and has no bearing on ability."

"Gender has no bearing on ability."

"Everyone has imperfections."

"Prejudice births malcontents."

"Become a dark spirit."

"Time for crab."

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Don't give up, skeleton.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago

I remember a webcomic, Mac Hall, (now Three Panel Soul by the same creators iirc) about a female video game character's singular mission to find actual pants.

As a result "TTP" or "Time To Pants" became a personal metric on how much faith I was going to have in a game's art direction.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

How would you rate a game that is all Highlanders in battle kilts?

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

That does remind me of a companion 'TTP' I applied to anime: 'Time To Pantyshot', but that was an inverse rating.

I'd have low faith but if they're consistent and I guess if they commit to hairy nutsacks? o7

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

It would be hilarious if DS had a Cyberpunk like body creation at the beginning, only to then never show any of it.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ah yes, the destiny 2 approach. For two years I didn’t know I was an exo. Hell I didn’t even know what an exo was. Then I went back to forgetting.

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[-] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

alternatively, most armor sets in the elder scrolls just show similar amounts of skin for both genders. If one is full plate then so is the other. If one shows skin, so does the other as well.

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[-] Isa@feddit.org 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not knowing what "dark souls" means here, but in this case I'm with them then! 👍

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 months ago

Dark Souls is a video game series.

[-] Isa@feddit.org 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If you’ve heard of Elden Ring that’s theirs too.

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[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Well, the games fuck you in the arse regardless of your gender.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I liked this about the first Mass Effect - your teammates all wore proper battlesuits. But of course, 2 and 3 decided fanservice was better than protection...

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

So what's the game on the left

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think it's ArcheAge

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[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeah pretty lazy, I like Monster Hunter, and with Wilds they will finally let any character wear the variant they want, so men can finally look cute. They are finally forgiven for covering the belly window from the Nargacuga male armor.

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