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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My right-wing friend was legitimately upset that my female Elden Ring character was wearing masculine-looking armor. I was like "why does it matter!?"

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

They could just like...not make her wear "masculine" armor lol

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 15 hours ago

Huh? Who, my friend or the game developers? Either way, she's just wearing regular armor. It just happens to not be unrealistically feminine...

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Your friend. There are feminine armor sets in the game, but they chose to make their character wear a masculine set lol

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 13 hours ago

No, I think you're misunderstanding everything. Again, it's my female character and my friend is the one who has a problem with the fact that this in-game character doesn't wear feminine attire...

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Ooooh lol I see, my bad

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't even refer to it as "masculine." It's more just "functional."

[-] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

The alternative (as seen in the original image) is just plain stupid. Armor like should be saved for the bedroom... Or a slutty Halloween costume, I guess.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

100% agreed. I'm a straight guy but one of my biggest pet peeves is armor with cleavage cut-outs. If you really feel the need to objectify the character like that, just don't put her in armor at all.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Or be one of the few works that puts everone in skimpy outfits, regardless of sex or gender.

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol 3 points 3 weeks ago

Say what you will, but the Duras sisters ushered me into puberty and I have no regrets.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

"Gals is it gay to want to survive a stabin'?"

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[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 3 weeks ago

your friend jut has no taste, women in full-plate are peak sexiness

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago

I can see helping to put on or take off armour to have potential for tender intimacy - not the raunchy sexual kind, more like reaching beneath the plate to adjust the doublet, asking if it sits right now? Pulling the straps, checking the articulation of the faulds, the seat of the pants so the ride won't leave her sore, straightening out her mail voiders, using a piece if char to draw a heart on the gorget, a cheesy pun about gorgetous, a squeeze of her arm before affixing the gauntlet. A last kiss on the cheek before she pulls up the hauberk and dons the helmet, helping her mount, handing her the lance, and off she goes to bring the thunder.

Shit, did I just write knightly romance?

(War is a gruesome business, mind, but this romantisation of medieval warfare would fit right in with people like Bertran de Born, who was quite convinced that war is awesome. That doesn't reflect my view, but as an epoch piece, it would be fairly accurate.)

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

and then ppl like that will whine about the fragile left lol

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Lefts not going to be fragile in that armor though

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

And then there's ~~Gulf~~ Guild Wars 2 that just gives you both options.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't even know there was a second Gulf War

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

First one never ended, they just kept releasing DLC.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Hell of a typo. Fixed. Thanks.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for not removing it completely

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

I was about to say, I prefer the games that offer varied armors with no restrictions as to what kind you wear.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The Secret World was awesome about that. Clothing doesn't mean shit against demons. Dress however you want; the talismans you wear provide the protection.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

Dark Souls: Get your ass whooped while wearing 200% armor regardless of gender!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Dark Souls was a true pioneer of gender equality.

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

Dark souls 2 was a true pioneer of gender fluidity.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, they used to have gender restrictions on a few pieces. And given how min/maxy their builds are, it actually made a minor difference in some cases.

But I think that might have been Demons Souls, which isn't technically Darksouls.

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I was thinking about the sarcophagus in the starting area, that let you swap genders when you rested in it.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hahah wait, that was a thing? Chalk up another easily missed detail for From SW

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

It was. I played the game blind and had no idea why my character (who wore armor and a helmet) started sounding feminine.

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Age only affects appearance, and has no bearing on ability."

"Gender has no bearing on ability."

"Everyone has imperfections."

"Prejudice births malcontents."

"Become a dark spirit."

"Time for crab."

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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago

I remember a webcomic, Mac Hall, (now Three Panel Soul by the same creators iirc) about a female video game character's singular mission to find actual pants.

As a result "TTP" or "Time To Pants" became a personal metric on how much faith I was going to have in a game's art direction.

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[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

It would be hilarious if DS had a Cyberpunk like body creation at the beginning, only to then never show any of it.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah yes, the destiny 2 approach. For two years I didn’t know I was an exo. Hell I didn’t even know what an exo was. Then I went back to forgetting.

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[-] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

alternatively, most armor sets in the elder scrolls just show similar amounts of skin for both genders. If one is full plate then so is the other. If one shows skin, so does the other as well.

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[-] Isa@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not knowing what "dark souls" means here, but in this case I'm with them then! 👍

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

Dark Souls is a video game series.

[-] Isa@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you’ve heard of Elden Ring that’s theirs too.

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[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the games fuck you in the arse regardless of your gender.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I liked this about the first Mass Effect - your teammates all wore proper battlesuits. But of course, 2 and 3 decided fanservice was better than protection...

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

So what's the game on the left

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think it's ArcheAge

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[-] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah pretty lazy, I like Monster Hunter, and with Wilds they will finally let any character wear the variant they want, so men can finally look cute. They are finally forgiven for covering the belly window from the Nargacuga male armor.

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